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« Reply #30 on: May 04, 2008, 00:33:47 AM »

Not sure how I feel about Princess of Pork

  Well, it's negotiable.  How about the Baroness of Bacon?  Hell, I'd kill for that title!
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« Reply #31 on: May 04, 2008, 00:35:08 AM »

I'm much more open to that, doesn't make me sound like a tub of lard.
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« Reply #32 on: May 04, 2008, 00:37:36 AM »

I'm much more open to that, doesn't make me sound like a tub of lard.

  Hmm, the Duchess of Dripping?  I'm sensing this won't appeal to you much.
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« Reply #33 on: May 04, 2008, 00:39:05 AM »

Doesn't appeal at all
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« Reply #34 on: May 04, 2008, 00:39:38 AM »

Doesn't appeal at all

  Lady Lardon?
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« Reply #35 on: May 04, 2008, 00:41:45 AM »

Less of the Lard I'm thinking
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« Reply #36 on: May 04, 2008, 00:44:59 AM »

Less of the Lard I'm thinking

  Well, you have to have a pork-related title. Two, actually, if you're going to claim the field.  How about, The Contessa di Crackling?
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« Reply #37 on: May 04, 2008, 00:46:41 AM »

That's it!!! We have two winners - Baroness of Bacon and Contessa di Crackling!!!!  The field is MINE!!! MINE!!! ALL MIIIIIINNNNEEE!!!!
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« Reply #38 on: May 04, 2008, 00:48:57 AM »

That's it!!! We have two winners - Baroness of Bacon and Contessa di Crackling!!!!  The field is MINE!!! MINE!!! ALL MIIIIIINNNNEEE!!!!

  Huzzah!  You are the Ruler of All Meat!  Make sure you tell Mr. Meaty.  He won't feel so high and mighty, now, I can tell you.
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« Reply #39 on: May 04, 2008, 00:50:13 AM »

I can't walk around proclaiming that too loudly... the knives might hear
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« Reply #40 on: May 04, 2008, 00:52:12 AM »

I can't walk around proclaiming that too loudly... the knives might hear

  The knives are your servants, now.  You have nought to fear from them.   Demand The Meaty One kisses your feet, before entering the house, and tuck your legs in and stick a pair of Pig's Trotters, out of your jeans.  giggle
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« Reply #41 on: May 04, 2008, 01:15:41 AM »

I don't want pigs trotters for legs Shocked
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