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« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2008, 00:13:02 AM »

sigh I suppose so

  Hey! Chin up!  I was hoping to grab the 'Dodgy Beard' Accolade, but had to give up!
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« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2008, 00:13:56 AM »

Hey! Chin up!  I was hoping to grab the 'Dodgy Beard' Accolade, but had to give up!

I guess I'll just have to make do with delusions of grandeur
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« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2008, 00:15:15 AM »

I guess I'll just have to make do with delusions of grandeur

  They keep me going from day to day.  I just try to forget that I'm not as great as Taf.
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« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2008, 00:16:22 AM »

After all, there can only be ONE Queen Izzy queen
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« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2008, 00:17:13 AM »

After all, there can only be ONE Queen Izzy queen

  He's probably got that engraved on his ornate toilet seat.  (That he built himself.)
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« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2008, 00:18:17 AM »

Does he have a crown?
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« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2008, 00:19:08 AM »

Does he have a crown?

  I imagine he keeps it under his pillow, and puts it on, when Madame Taf is asleep.
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« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2008, 00:19:35 AM »

I want a crown Cry
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« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2008, 00:21:12 AM »

I want a crown Cry

  Surely you have one?  Hide the PS3, and refuse to reveal it's whereabouts until the meaty one delivers a crown to you.  It'll probably be made of meat, but we can't have everything, can we?
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« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2008, 00:25:15 AM »

A crown of meat you say?  That just might work sinister
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« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2008, 00:26:46 AM »

A crown of meat you say?  That just might work sinister

  Sure...  You could be Sovereign of the Steaks....  Queen Meatifah, Crown Princess of the Chump Chops...
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« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2008, 00:27:31 AM »

  Sure...  You could be Sovereign of the Steaks....  Queen Meatifah, Crown Princess of the Chump Chops...

  Don't go out in the hot sun, though....
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« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2008, 00:27:53 AM »

Is that in addition to my current lands?
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« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2008, 00:29:43 AM »

Is that in addition to my current lands?

  Oh, yes.  God, the World of Meat is at your feet!  The Dutchy of Duck, The Princess of Pork, the Laird of Lamb....  You could even don the Tiara of Turkey.  Shocked
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« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2008, 00:32:24 AM »

Not sure how I feel about Princess of Pork
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