-Prologue-
1.Exactly where did you get the clothes you're wearing right now?
Er, Peacocks, and an army surplus store, mostly.
2.What is your current problem?
I'm deeply bored.
3.What makes you most happy?
Lots of things.
4. What song are you listening to?
Theme from the Magic Roundabout. Still stuck in my head.
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Chapter 1: ABOUT YOU
1. Name?
Ian
2. Born?
17/12/66
3.Nickname?
E, or Icy.
4.Eye colour?
Blue-Grey. (I think they're Grey, but everyone else says Blue.)
5. hair colour?
Did you spill my pint?
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Chapter 2: FAMILY
1.Do you get along with your parent(s)?
Well my Mom's dead, and my Dad just annoys me.
2.Are your parents chilled?
My Mom was great. All my friends envied me. My Dad's a tw@.
3.Do you have any Siblings?
One, a Sister.
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Chapter 3: FAVOURITE
1. Ice Cream
Not really keen on Ice Cream. Vanilla, I suppose.
2.Season?
Autumn.
3.Book?
Too many to choose from.
4.Band?
Radiohead. (Although they have done an awful lot of crap, too.)
5. Drink?
Vodka and Red Bull, or a decent single malt, or a nice glass of rough red plonk.
7. Pen colour?
Black. Is there any other colour?
8. Store?
Maplins.
9. Person(s)?
No one, outside of my kids. I'm not really a people person. They're all too ridiculous. (And I include myself.)
10. Famous Person(s)?
Either the first Duke of Wellington, or Nelson.
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Chapter 4: DO YOU
1. Write on your hand?
No, but I'd scribble on your eyes.
2.Call people back?
Depends who it is.
3.Believe in love?
Yep. It's very rare, though.
4.Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Right on the edge, whicever side is closest to the door.
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Chapter 5: HAVE YOU
1. Slept in someone else bed?
Nosey!
2. Who's bed did you last sleep in (other than your own)?
Who's pant did you last wear? (Other than your own.)
3. Had PHYSICAL therapy?
Yep.
4.Gotten surgery?
Only my appendix, so far.
5. Taken painkillers?
Yes.
6. Overdosed on pain killers?
No, but I'm getting the urge to, in your company.
8.Threw up in a doctors office?
No.
9.Got a crush on some one?
Not at this particular moment in time.
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Chapter 6: WHO/WHAT WAS THE LAST
2. Thing You Touched?
Dog.
3. Thing you said?
"Wheeew! I need a Tea-cosy to wear!" (Sadly true.

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4.Person you hugged?
My Son.
5.Person you talked to on the phone?
My Sister.
6. Person to buy you a rose?
No one.
7.Last book you read?
Vic Reeve's autobiography.
8.Last time you cleaned your room?
Today.
9. Last time you spoke to someone you like?
Today.
10. What now?
I dunno. You suggest something. Why does it always have to be me with the ideas?