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« on: February 29, 2008, 04:13:31 AM »

 AUTOBIOGRAPHY
Fill this out IN YOUR OWN WORDS and repost as, my autobiography.

-Prologue-

1.Exactly where did you get the clothes you're wearing right now?
The corner shop

2.What is your current problem?
I am hungry

3.What makes you most happy?
Marmalade Sandwiches

4. What song are you listening to?
Paralyzer - Finger Eleven


______

Chapter 1: ABOUT YOU

1. Name?
Paddington Bear

2. Born?
24 December 1956

3.Nickname?
Paddy

4.Eye colour?
Black

5. hair colour?
Brown

____________________________________________ ____________

Chapter 2: FAMILY

1.Do you get along with your parent(s)?
Yes

2.Are your parents chilled?
Oh Lisa is very chilled after a glass of Vodka

3.Do you have any Siblings?
Yes
_____________


Chapter 3: FAVOURITE

1. Ice Cream
Marmalade

2.Season?
Winter

3.Book?
Please look after this bear - Michael Bond

4.Band?
The Teddy Bear Band

5. Drink?
Beer

7. Pen colour?
Blue

8. Store?
The Supermarket

9. Person(s)?
Lisa

10. Famous Person(s)?
Yogi Bear

____________________________________________ _____________

Chapter 4: DO YOU

1. Write on your hand?
No, it would be hard to get off

2.Call people back?
Only if they call me

3.Believe in love?
Yes

4.Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
In the middle

___________


Chapter 5: HAVE YOU

1. Slept in someone else bed?
Yes, I am on holiday at the moment

2. Who's bed did you last sleep in (other than your own)?
Peter, Stewie and Evil Monkey's

3. Had PHYSICAL therapy?
No

4.Gotten surgery?
No

5. Taken painkillers?
No

6. Overdosed on pain killers?
No

8.Threw up in a doctors office?
No

9.Got a crush on some one?
Maybe Embarrassed

________


Chapter 6: WHO/WHAT WAS THE LAST


2. Thing You Touched?
The keyboard

3. Thing you said?
When are we going?

4.Person you hugged?
Izzy

5.Person you talked to on the phone?
Lisa, Izzy let me ring her long distance

6. Person to buy you a rose?
No one Cry

7.Last book you read?
The NZ Phone book

8.Last time you cleaned your room?
Not since I was back in Wales

9. Last time you spoke to someone you like?
Today

10. What now?
Wait for Izzy and Rich to be ready to go and pick up takeaways for tea
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First stop :- A week with Mathos.
Second stop :- Cardiff with Taf
Third Stop :- North Wales with Fred
Fourth Stop:- Coventry with Mike
Fifth Stop:- The Black Country with Uncle Spite
Sixth Stop:- A rest with Aunty Pam.
Seventh Stop:- Ireland with Plenty
Eighth Stop:- Chilling with Ozish Girl.
Ninth Stop:- Christmas with ASJ
Tenth Stop:- In the land of Cheese with Kris.
Eleventh Stop:- Freezing in Ohio with The Beam
Twelfth Stop:- Summer in NZ with Mojo.
Thriteenth Stop: - Holidaying in the Royal Isles with Queen Izzy
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« Reply #1 on: February 29, 2008, 06:35:05 AM »

 MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY

-Prologue-

1.Exactly where did you get the clothes you're wearing right now?
No idea, can't remember

2.What is your current problem?
Noisy kids, messy house and hunger

3.What makes you most happy?
fun

4. What song are you listening to?
None, the news is on


______

Chapter 1: ABOUT YOU

1. Name?
Lisa

2. Born?
6 feb 1978

3.Nickname?
mrselnombre

4.Eye colour?
Blue

5. hair colour?
Brown

____________________________________________ ____________

Chapter 2: FAMILY

1.Do you get along with your parent(s)?
Yes

2.Are your parents chilled?
Used to be

3.Do you have any Siblings?
Yes
_____________


Chapter 3: FAVOURITE

1. Ice Cream
Mint choc chip

2.Season?
Winter

3.Book?
ooo LOTR i think

4.Band?
Currently the Hoosiers

5. Drink?
Tea usually

7. Pen colour?
Blue

8. Store?
The Supermarket

9. Person(s)?
OO toughy... hubster i think

10. Famous Person(s)?
None, they bug me

____________________________________________ _____________

Chapter 4: DO YOU

1. Write on your hand?
if i can't find paper

2.Call people back?
yes, always

3.Believe in love?
Yes

4.Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
all over the bed, the bed is MINE!

___________


Chapter 5: HAVE YOU

1. Slept in someone else bed?
Yes

2. Who's bed did you last sleep in (other than your own)?
Besides a bed at the caravan, either my mothers or brothers the last time we stayed up there

3. Had PHYSICAL therapy?
No

4.Gotten surgery?
kind of

5. Taken painkillers?
yes

6. Overdosed on pain killers?
No

8.Threw up in a doctors office?
No

9.Got a crush on some one?
not currently

________


Chapter 6: WHO/WHAT WAS THE LAST


2. Thing You Touched?
The keyboard

3. Thing you said?
I'll come and find it now

4.Person you hugged?
Kids

5.Person you talked to on the phone?
no idea...

6. Person to buy you a rose?
my mother

7.Last book you read?
Still reading Joe Abercrombie

8.Last time you cleaned your room?
Doing that today

9. Last time you spoke to someone you like?
today

10. What now?
make brekkie, do lunches get dressed, get rid of kids and attack my bedroom
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« Reply #2 on: February 29, 2008, 08:24:54 AM »

 AUTOBIOGRAPHY
(Or lack there-of.....)

-Prologue-

1.Exactly where did you get the clothes you're wearing right now?
A gift..... I think....

2.What is your current problem?
My life is pretty much over already

3.What makes you most happy?
Warm and fuzzy feelings, even if it is delusional

4. What song are you listening to?
The last time I told someone what music I listened to, I was judged very harshly..... Wait, I was 13......


______

Chapter 1: ABOUT YOU

1. Name?
Can't I put something bogus here? I have been through so many pseudonyms that it is of little consequence now

2. Born?
1978-xx-xx. Birthday hidden temporarily. It should come back on March 21 after the fact....

3.Nickname?
Pluto

4.Eye colour?
Oli........... Damn, they are brown  Embarrassed

5. hair colour?
Brunette

____________________________________________ ____________

Chapter 2: FAMILY

1.Do you get along with your parent(s)?
Actually I do

2.Are your parents chilled?
Certainly not. They are as stodgy as stereotypical nobility.

3.Do you have any Siblings?
I pretend I do not
_____________


Chapter 3: FAVOURITE

1. Ice Cream
Anything

2.Season?
Anytime

3.Book?
Uniform Polychora, a website I printed up

4.Band?
I have to say I do not listen to music to avoid judgment

5. Drink?
Anything hard

7. Pen colour?
Purple

8. Store?
Some random online specialty store, varies  by the hour

9. Person(s)?
Anyone else

10. Famous Person(s)?
Nayru from the Zelda series

____________________________________________ _____________

Chapter 4: DO YOU

1. Write on your hand?
If that is all there is available

2.Call people back?
Only sometimes, and only after a very long time......

3.Believe in love?
Yes

4.Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Underneath

___________


Chapter 5: HAVE YOU

1. Slept in someone else bed?
No

2. Who's bed did you last sleep in (other than your own)?
Not applicable

3. Had PHYSICAL therapy?
No

4.Gotten surgery?
No

5. Taken painkillers?
Yes

6. Overdosed on pain killers?
I was 19, okay

8.Threw up in a doctors office?
Never even been to a doctors office

9.Got a crush on some one?
After my lesson from just before I disappeared, I am staying with fictional characters

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Chapter 6: WHO/WHAT WAS THE LAST


2. Thing You Touched?
The keyboard

3. Thing you said?
This is bull$@£%

4.Person you hugged?
It was so long ago.......

5.Person you talked to on the phone?
It was so long ago.......

6. Person to buy you a rose?
I was 17  bawl

7.Last book you read?
The aforesaid website I printed up

8.Last time you cleaned your room?
Uncertain

9. Last time you spoke to someone you like?
I was 18.......

10. What now?
Watch everyone laugh at my misfortune.......
   
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« Reply #3 on: February 29, 2008, 21:36:13 PM »

-Prologue-

1.Exactly where did you get the clothes you're wearing right now?
K-Mart

2.What is your current problem?
Stupid people that annoy me

3.What makes you most happy?
Spending time with Rich and the kitties

4. What song are you listening to?
The song of cicada's and birds outside


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Chapter 1: ABOUT YOU

1. Name?
Izzy

2. Born?
7 April 1985

3.Nickname?
Izzy

4.Eye colour?
Blue

5. hair colour?
Light Brown

____________________________________________ ____________

Chapter 2: FAMILY

1.Do you get along with your parent(s)?
Ish

2.Are your parents chilled?
Nooo not chilled at all

3.Do you have any Siblings?
Kind of
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Chapter 3: FAVOURITE

1. Ice Cream
Goody goody gum drops

2.Season?
Spring

3.Book?
Don't think I have a favourite

4.Band?
Tough one... gonna go with The Eagles or Nickelback

5. Drink?
Coke

7. Pen colour?
Blue

8. Store?
Dont' think I have one

9. Person(s)?
Rich

10. Famous Person(s)?
None

____________________________________________ _____________

Chapter 4: DO YOU

1. Write on your hand?
If I need to

2.Call people back?
Depends who it is

3.Believe in love?
Yes

4.Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Yes

___________


Chapter 5: HAVE YOU

1. Slept in someone else bed?
Yes

2. Who's bed did you last sleep in (other than your own)?
Rich's

3. Had PHYSICAL therapy?
No

4.Gotten surgery?
Yes

5. Taken painkillers?
Yes

6. Overdosed on pain killers?
No

8.Threw up in a doctors office?
No

9.Got a crush on some one?
Yes

________


Chapter 6: WHO/WHAT WAS THE LAST


2. Thing You Touched?
Phone

3. Thing you said?
Its baaaad

4.Person you hugged?
Crumpet

5.Person you talked to on the phone?
Rich

6. Person to buy you a rose?
Rich

7.Last book you read?
Some training book

8.Last time you cleaned your room?
Sunday

9. Last time you spoke to someone you like?
Today

10. What now?
Go for a shower soon
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« Reply #4 on: February 29, 2008, 21:41:14 PM »

-Prologue-

1.Exactly where did you get the clothes you're wearing right now?
  Er, Peacocks, and an army surplus store, mostly.

2.What is your current problem?
  I'm deeply bored.

3.What makes you most happy?
  Lots of things. 

4. What song are you listening to?
  Theme from the Magic Roundabout.  Still stuck in my head.


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Chapter 1: ABOUT YOU

1. Name?
  Ian

2. Born?
 17/12/66

3.Nickname?
  E, or Icy.

4.Eye colour?
  Blue-Grey.  (I think they're Grey, but everyone else says Blue.)

5. hair colour?
  Did you spill my pint?

____________________________________________ ____________

Chapter 2: FAMILY

1.Do you get along with your parent(s)?
  Well my Mom's dead, and my Dad just annoys me.

2.Are your parents chilled?
  My Mom was great. All my friends envied me.  My Dad's a tw@.

3.Do you have any Siblings?
  One, a Sister.
_____________


Chapter 3: FAVOURITE

1. Ice Cream
  Not really keen on Ice Cream.  Vanilla, I suppose.

2.Season?
  Autumn.

3.Book?
  Too many to choose from.

4.Band?
  Radiohead.  (Although they have done an awful lot of crap, too.)

5. Drink?
  Vodka and Red Bull, or a decent single malt, or a nice glass of rough red plonk.

7. Pen colour?
  Black.  Is there any other colour?

8. Store?
  Maplins.

9. Person(s)?
  No one, outside of my kids.  I'm not really a people person.  They're all too ridiculous.  (And I include myself.)

10. Famous Person(s)?
  Either the first Duke of Wellington, or Nelson.

____________________________________________ _____________

Chapter 4: DO YOU

1. Write on your hand?
  No, but I'd scribble on your eyes.

2.Call people back?
  Depends who it is.

3.Believe in love?
  Yep.  It's very rare, though.

4.Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
  Right on the edge, whicever side is closest to the door.

___________


Chapter 5: HAVE YOU

1. Slept in someone else bed?
  Nosey!

2. Who's bed did you last sleep in (other than your own)?
  Who's pant did you last wear?  (Other than your own.)

3. Had PHYSICAL therapy?
  Yep.

4.Gotten surgery?
  Only my appendix, so far.

5. Taken painkillers?
  Yes.

6. Overdosed on pain killers?
  No, but I'm getting the urge to, in your company.

8.Threw up in a doctors office?
  No.

9.Got a crush on some one?
  Not at this particular moment in time.

________


Chapter 6: WHO/WHAT WAS THE LAST


2. Thing You Touched?
  Dog.

3. Thing you said?
  "Wheeew!  I need a Tea-cosy to wear!"  (Sadly true.  Embarrassed)

4.Person you hugged?
  My Son.

5.Person you talked to on the phone?
  My Sister.

6. Person to buy you a rose?
  No one.

7.Last book you read?
  Vic Reeve's autobiography.

8.Last time you cleaned your room?
  Today.

9. Last time you spoke to someone you like?
  Today.

10. What now?
  I dunno.  You suggest something.  Why does it always have to be me with the ideas?
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« Reply #5 on: February 29, 2008, 21:50:56 PM »



-Prologue-

1.Exactly where did you get the clothes you're wearing right now?
Top and underwear - M&S. Trousers - Debenhams

2.What is your current problem?
A nearly done kitchen and lounge that is covered in a thick layer of dust, I am ignoring it

3.What makes you most happy?
Friends and handbags

4. What song are you listening to?
Superfly guy - S'express (Huh)


______

Chapter 1: ABOUT YOU

1. Name?
Sarah

2. Born?
11th Sept 1969

3.Nickname?
none

4.Eye colour?
Blue

5. hair colour?
Brown

____________________________________________ ____________

Chapter 2: FAMILY

1.Do you get along with your parent(s)?
Not alive  Cry

2.Are your parents chilled?
Used to be

3.Do you have any Siblings?
Yes, 3 selfish brothers
_____________


Chapter 3: FAVOURITE

1. Ice Cream
Chunky monkey

2.Season?
spring

3.Book?
She's come undone - Wally Lamb

4.Band?
unsure

5. Drink?
very strong coffee first thing, then tea for rest of day

7. Pen colour?
Black

8. Store?
House of Fraser

9. Person(s)?
Liz, Debbie, Di and Jo

10. Famous Person(s)?
no

____________________________________________ _____________

Chapter 4: DO YOU

1. Write on your hand?
No

2.Call people back?
not always, I am anti social at times  Embarrassed

3.Believe in love?
sceptical

4.Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Yes, right side

___________


Chapter 5: HAVE YOU

1. Slept in someone else bed?
Yes

2. Who's bed did you last sleep in (other than your own)?
hotel bed

3. Had PHYSICAL therapy?
No

4.Gotten surgery?
yes, yes yes and yes  Sad

5. Taken painkillers?
yes

6. Overdosed on pain killers?
Err, no!

8.Threw up in a doctors office?
No

9.Got a crush on some one?
No

________


Chapter 6: WHO/WHAT WAS THE LAST


2. Thing You Touched?
The keyboard

3. Thing you said?
'I hate this bloody place' - whilst entering B&Q

4.Person you hugged?
Friend

5.Person you talked to on the phone?
Dr at work

6. Person to buy you a rose?
Can't remember

7.Last book you read?
Russell Brand book

8.Last time you cleaned your room?
No point, everything is dust ridden

9. Last time you spoke to someone you like?
today

10. What now?
Drink my tea and straighten my hair
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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2008, 04:51:17 AM »


-Prologue-

1.Exactly where did you get the clothes you're wearing right now?
K-Mart & other shops

2.What is your current problem?
Depressed

3.What makes you most happy?
Dreaming of a special lady

4. What song are you listening to?
none


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Chapter 1: ABOUT YOU

1. Name?
stew

2. Born?
29 may 1958

3.Nickname?
none

4.Eye colour?
hazel

5. hair colour?
Brown

____________________________________________ ____________

Chapter 2: FAMILY

1.Do you get along with your parent(s)?
day not alive , not close family

2.Are your parents chilled?
Chilled? Wtf?

3.Do you have any Siblings?
sister
_____________


Chapter 3: FAVOURITE

1. Ice Cream
not keen on it

2.Season?
don’t bother me

3.Book?
no favorite

4.Band?
maybe the rubettes or slade

5. Drink?
scotch

7. Pen colour?
Black

8. Store?
Depends what im looking for

9. Person(s)?
what about them…

10. Famous Person(s)?
Stephen Hawking

____________________________________________ _____________

Chapter 4: DO YOU

1. Write on your hand?
No

2.Call people back?
mostly 

3.Believe in love?
YES, DEFINITELY, ABSOLUTLY, OUI, DA,

4.Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
left

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Chapter 5: HAVE YOU

1. Slept in someone else bed?
no

2. Who's bed did you last sleep in (other than your own)?


3. Had PHYSICAL therapy?
No

4.Gotten surgery?
yes,

5. Taken painkillers?
yes

6. Overdosed on pain killers?
not on painkillers

8.Threw up in a doctors office?
No

9.Got a crush on some one?
yes

________


Chapter 6: WHO/WHAT WAS THE LAST


2. Thing You Touched?
The keyboard

3. Thing you said?
Thing I said when?

4.Person you hugged?


5.Person you talked to on the phone?
Step daughter

6. Person to buy you a rose?
noone

7.Last book you read?
Six sacred stones (Mathew reilly)

8.Last time you cleaned your room?
yesterday

9. Last time you spoke to someone you like?
yesterday

10. What now?
Get a coffee
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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2008, 05:33:03 AM »

-Prologue-

1.Exactly where did you get the clothes you're wearing right now?
Shorts – Sports Club auction, T-Shirt – Canterbury shop.

2.What is your current problem?
Lack of mobility

3.What makes you most happy?
Being useful

4. What song are you listening to?
The Coors – Falling in Love. Watching more than listening… Roll Eyes


______

Chapter 1: ABOUT YOU

1. Name?
Mike

2. Born?
19mumble

3.Nickname?
Mojo

4.Eye colour?
Blue

5. hair colour?
Blond

____________________________________________ ____________

Chapter 2: FAMILY

1.Do you get along with your parent(s)?
Used to

2.Are your parents chilled?
No, scattered…

3.Do you have any Siblings?
Nope
_____________


Chapter 3: FAVOURITE

1. Ice Cream
Goody goody gumdrops

2.Season?
Summer

3.Book?
Lots… The W series by Hugh Cook, off the top of my head…

4.Band?
Again, lots. Pink Floyd, Counting Crows, REM, Led Zep, Tom Petty…

5. Drink?
Lion Brown beer or Wild Turkey

7. Pen colour?
Black or blue

8. Store?
Love Sports, Hardware, Electronic and Bookshops

9. Person(s)?
Lucky to have had the same 6 or so mates and their familes since primary school

10. Famous Person(s)?
Sir Ed. RIP.

____________________________________________ _____________

Chapter 4: DO YOU

1. Write on your hand?
Yep

2.Call people back?
90% of the time

3.Believe in love?
Hard to find outside the family

4.Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Middle

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Chapter 5: HAVE YOU

1. Slept in someone else bed?
Yep

2. Who's bed did you last sleep in (other than your own)?
A gentleman does not discuss…

3. Had PHYSICAL therapy?
Physio, yep.

4.Gotten surgery?
Missed it by that much…

5. Taken painkillers?
Yep, panadols

6. Overdosed on pain killers?
No

8.Threw up in a doctors office?
No

9.Got a crush on some one?
Not at present

________


Chapter 6: WHO/WHAT WAS THE LAST


2. Thing You Touched?
Mouse

3. Thing you said?
Bollocks!

4.Person you hugged?
Woman at the pub

5.Person you talked to on the phone?
My Vice-Captain

6. Person to buy you a rose?
Never happened. A carnation once…

7.Last book you read?
James Clavell - Shogun

8.Last time you cleaned your room?
3 days ago

9. Last time you spoke to someone you like?
Yesterday

10. What now?
Watch some Rugby
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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2008, 12:54:55 PM »

-Prologue-

1.Exactly where did you get the clothes you're wearing right now?
jean- Kohl's, shirt- Walmart

2.What is your current problem?
I need to get moving and get some stuff done

3.What makes you most happy?
wife and kids

4. What song are you listening to?
Empty Walls- Serj Tankian


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Chapter 1: ABOUT YOU

1. Name?
Gary

2. Born?
March 30-  only 29 more shopping days

3.Nickname?
buhhda, Beams

4.Eye colour?
brown

5. hair colour?
brown

____________________________________________ ____________

Chapter 2: FAMILY

1.Do you get along with your parent(s)?
yep

2.Are your parents chilled?
no

3.Do you have any Siblings?
1 brother, 1 stepbrother, 2 half brothers
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Chapter 3: FAVOURITE

1. Ice Cream
Chubby Hubby

2.Season?
fall

3.Book?
The Guns of Navarone- Allistair McClean

4.Band?
The Beatles are #1, lots tied for #2

5. Drink?
Coke

7. Pen colour?
blue

8. Store?
Target

9. Person(s)?
Pammie

10. Famous Person(s)?
Teddy Roosevelt, Paul McCartney

____________________________________________ _____________

Chapter 4: DO YOU

1. Write on your hand?
Yes

2.Call people back?
ususall

3.Believe in love?
big time

4.Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
left
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Chapter 5: HAVE YOU

1. Slept in someone else bed?
yes

2. Who's bed did you last sleep in (other than your own)?
hotel bed

3. Had PHYSICAL therapy?
no

4.Gotten surgery?
tonsils

5. Taken painkillers?
Yes

6. Overdosed on pain killers?
No- stupid question

8.Threw up in a doctors office?
No

9.Got a crush on some one?
yes

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Chapter 6: WHO/WHAT WAS THE LAST


2. Thing You Touched?
garage door opener

3. Thing you said?
see ya later

4.Person you hugged?
Emi

5.Person you talked to on the phone?
Justin's scoutmaster

6. Person to buy you a rose?
Never happened

7.Last book you read?
The Beatles by Bob Spitz

8.Last time you cleaned your room?
last Sat

9. Last time you spoke to someone you like?
earlier this morning

10. What now?
make some breakfast
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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2008, 14:57:31 PM »

-Prologue-

1.Exactly where did you get the clothes you're wearing right now?
jean- River Island, Top- punk shop

2.What is your current problem?
need to do housework but too tired

3.What makes you most happy?
Buying nice things

4. What song are you listening to?
None, Thomas the tank engine is on the tv


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Chapter 1: ABOUT YOU

1. Name?
Dawn

2. Born?
March 26

3.Nickname?
Looby

4.Eye colour?
Blue

5. hair colour?
naturally brown but blueyblack at the mo

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Chapter 2: FAMILY

1.Do you get along with your parent(s)?
Better when i grew up and left home

2.Are your parents chilled?
My dad was a cool as a cucumber, mum is highly sprung

3.Do you have any Siblings?
2 brothers
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Chapter 3: FAVOURITE

1. Ice Cream
Rum and raisin

2.Season?
Summer

3.Book?
Red Dragon-Thomas Harris

4.Band?
Foo fighters, faith no more,MCR

5. Drink?
Vodka and coke

7. Pen colour?
blue

8. Store?
Schuh and next

9. Person(s)?
honestly dont know

10. Famous Person(s)?
Johnny Depp, Dave grohl

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Chapter 4: DO YOU

1. Write on your hand?
Yes

2.Call people back?
Not as a rule

3.Believe in love?
Yes

4.Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
left
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Chapter 5: HAVE YOU

1. Slept in someone else bed?
yes

2. Who's bed did you last sleep in (other than your own)?
My mums

3. Had PHYSICAL therapy?
no

4.Gotten surgery?
Yes

5. Taken painkillers?
Yes

6. Overdosed on pain killers?
No

8.Threw up in a doctors office?
No

9.Got a crush on some one?
no

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Chapter 6: WHO/WHAT WAS THE LAST


2. Thing You Touched?
Keyboard

3. Thing you said?
I need a new mouse coz ive just dropped mine

4.Person you hugged?
My Youngest

5.Person you talked to on the phone?
Hubby

6. Person to buy you a rose?
My friend helen about 16 years ago

7.Last book you read?
Argos catalogue

8.Last time you cleaned your room?
Yesterday

9. Last time you spoke to someone you like?
There is no one like me

10. What now?
Better order a new mouse
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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2008, 15:37:02 PM »

1.Exactly where did you get the clothes you're wearing right now?
Matalan jeans, Bewise black polo

2.What is your current problem?
want Spring to arrive faster!

3.What makes you most happy?
Being bice to people

4. What song are you listening to?
none

Chapter 1: ABOUT YOU

1. Name?
Graham

2. Born?
I wasn't born yesterday, I was born the day before yesterday

3.Nickname?
Taf

4.Eye colour?
Green and hazel

5. hair colour?
Dark brown, with plenty of distinguished grey

____________________________________________ ____________

Chapter 2: FAMILY

1.Do you get along with your parent(s)?
Great. loads of respect

2.Are your parents chilled?
My dad was a cool as a cucumber, mum is highly strung

3.Do you have any Siblings?
2 younger brothers
_____________


Chapter 3: FAVOURITE

1. Ice Cream
real bourbon vanilla

2.Season?
Summer

3.Book?
anything scifi

4.Band?
TSOP with Barry White

5. Drink?
Rum and coke

7. Pen colour?
black

8. Store?
Poundland

9. Person(s)?
The missus

10. Famous Person(s)?
Phil Collins, Peter Ustinov, Stephen Fry

____________________________________________ _____________

Chapter 4: DO YOU

1. Write on your hand?
no

2.Call people back?
yes

3.Believe in love?
Yes

4.Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
left
___________


Chapter 5: HAVE YOU

1. Slept in someone else bed?
yes

2. Who's bed did you last sleep in (other than your own)?
late MILs

3. Had PHYSICAL therapy?
no

4.Gotten surgery?
Yes

5. Taken painkillers?
Yes

6. Overdosed on pain killers?
No

8.Threw up in a doctors office?
No

9.Got a crush on some one?
no

________


Chapter 6: WHO/WHAT WAS THE LAST


2. Thing You Touched?
Keyboard

3. Thing you said?
La Pie n'est pas morte

4.Person you hugged?
The Missus

5.Person you talked to on the phone?
Dental receptionist

6. Person to buy you a rose?
The missus

7.Last book you read?
Praktica camera manual

8.Last time you cleaned your room?
I'm not allowed......

9. Last time you spoke to someone you like?
There is no one like me

10. What now?
Better order a new mouse
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« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2008, 18:18:46 PM »

c,mon taf, you copied my answers
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« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2008, 10:43:13 AM »

Nope, that's me...
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