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« on: February 28, 2008, 17:49:36 PM »

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts and worms like fried bacon.

I'm am not verifying that!! puke

in 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child Shocked

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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2008, 17:53:43 PM »
Why did they hang a monkey in Hartlepool as a French spy?
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2008, 17:54:16 PM »
Are you having one of those moments ?
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2008, 17:55:10 PM »
Quote from: Mike on February 28, 2008, 17:53:43 PM
Why did they hang a monkey in Hartlepool as a French spy?
did they?
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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2008, 17:55:56 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2008, 18:05:36 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2008, 18:14:30 PM »
but why?
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2008, 18:30:07 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hanger
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2008, 18:33:03 PM »
so they hung the monkey because it couldn't talk laugh
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2008, 18:33:57 PM »
lol
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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2008, 18:34:52 PM »
Quote from: Lisa on February 28, 2008, 18:33:03 PM
so they hung the monkey because it couldn't talk laugh


better watch out after a night on the voddie then.    Wink
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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2008, 18:35:18 PM »
 Shocked i can talk..... normally non stop laugh
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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2008, 18:44:26 PM »
that I can believe
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2008, 18:56:01 PM »
Quote from: Lisa on February 28, 2008, 17:49:36 PM

worms taste like...... fried bacon.


Only if you fry them..... done that... was not going to eat them raw...
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2008, 18:57:53 PM »
Quote from: Lisa on February 28, 2008, 17:49:36 PM
in 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child Shocked

Pigs were used to eat the bodies of executed prisoners as burial was too expensive... and some that really got a taste for human flesh were allowed to roam accross battlefields to clear them...
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