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« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2008, 18:31:50 PM »
psst -  bought the ticket yet?
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« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2008, 18:32:04 PM »
Quote from: Spite on April 19, 2008, 18:29:35 PM
It's all in how you wear your hat, you know.
I forget- do I wear the horns front to back or right to left?
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« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2008, 18:32:31 PM »
Quote from: fred on April 19, 2008, 18:31:50 PM
psst -  bought the ticket yet?
nah,  too many 3's
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I love the 4B's- Boobs, Burgers, Baseball and other Ball games.
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« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2008, 18:32:48 PM »
Quote from: The Beam on April 19, 2008, 18:32:04 PM
Quote from: Spite on April 19, 2008, 18:29:35 PM
It's all in how you wear your hat, you know.
I forget- do I wear the horns front to back or right to left?
just don't sit on the hat
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« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2008, 18:33:30 PM »
Quote from: The Beam on April 19, 2008, 18:32:04 PM
I forget- do I wear the horns front to back or right to left?

   Left to right.  To be honest, the horns are a bit old hat.
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« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2008, 18:33:47 PM »
3 could be your lucky number.  bet you'd kick yourself if you didn't and they did
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« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2008, 18:34:04 PM »
You are a wise man Mr Fred.
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I love the 4B's- Boobs, Burgers, Baseball and other Ball games.
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« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2008, 18:35:42 PM »
that's one of the nastiest things I've been called recently Wink
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« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2008, 20:04:04 PM »

 Stalked huh? Now that sounds interesting Roll Eyes
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« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2008, 20:18:25 PM »
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 Stalked huh? Now that sounds interesting Roll Eyes
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« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2008, 23:52:27 PM »
If you'd had 3, 5, 11, 16, 24, 28, last night you'd be $333,333.00 better off today. sigh
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« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2008, 03:11:29 AM »
sigh
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« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2008, 03:19:47 AM »
Quote from: Mojo on April 19, 2008, 23:52:27 PM
If you'd had 3, 5, 11, 16, 24, 28, last night you'd be $333,333.00 better off today. sigh
Now you tell me.
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Emperor of Beamyland        "Who's to know if your soul will fade at all The one you sold to fool the world" -Seether 
   "Booger, smooger-you don't even have a nose!" -Spongebob Squarepants
S.M.Y.B.      I love NF   thebeam   SSCC  thebeam2 ALL HAIL QUEEN IZZY!!!

Quote from: Lisa on June 29, 2008, 12:31:44 PM
Beam is a Stud Muffin Cheesy

I love the 4B's- Boobs, Burgers, Baseball and other Ball games.
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« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2008, 05:47:59 AM »
 Undecided
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« Reply #29 on: April 24, 2008, 16:22:01 PM »
Place special emphasis on old friendship.

 Lucky numbers  3,14,22,28,32,37
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Emperor of Beamyland        "Who's to know if your soul will fade at all The one you sold to fool the world" -Seether 
   "Booger, smooger-you don't even have a nose!" -Spongebob Squarepants
S.M.Y.B.      I love NF   thebeam   SSCC  thebeam2 ALL HAIL QUEEN IZZY!!!

Quote from: Lisa on June 29, 2008, 12:31:44 PM
Beam is a Stud Muffin Cheesy

I love the 4B's- Boobs, Burgers, Baseball and other Ball games.
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