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« on: April 19, 2008, 17:22:28 PM »
A chance meeting opens new doors to success and friendship.

My lucky numbers are 3,6,19,33,36,38
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« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2008, 17:30:32 PM »
OMG are you stalking me?
I was just using the fortune feature on my OS
"beware the dark man with one blond shoe" Shocked
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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2008, 17:33:02 PM »
stalk you??  me??  nooooo

what do I look like- Australian  Roll Eyes
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Emperor of Beamyland        "Who's to know if your soul will fade at all The one you sold to fool the world" -Seether 
   "Booger, smooger-you don't even have a nose!" -Spongebob Squarepants
S.M.Y.B.      I love NF   thebeam   SSCC  thebeam2 ALL HAIL QUEEN IZZY!!!

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I love the 4B's- Boobs, Burgers, Baseball and other Ball games.
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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2008, 17:35:03 PM »
how many blond shoes u got?
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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2008, 17:39:34 PM »
blond as in yellow or blonde as in duuuuuhhhhhh?
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Emperor of Beamyland        "Who's to know if your soul will fade at all The one you sold to fool the world" -Seether 
   "Booger, smooger-you don't even have a nose!" -Spongebob Squarepants
S.M.Y.B.      I love NF   thebeam   SSCC  thebeam2 ALL HAIL QUEEN IZZY!!!

Quote from: Lisa on June 29, 2008, 12:31:44 PM
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I love the 4B's- Boobs, Burgers, Baseball and other Ball games.
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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2008, 17:44:59 PM »
no idea... i'd be concerned if shoes were a bit durr!
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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2008, 17:48:13 PM »
well they're pretty stupid when I trip over them in the dark
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Emperor of Beamyland        "Who's to know if your soul will fade at all The one you sold to fool the world" -Seether 
   "Booger, smooger-you don't even have a nose!" -Spongebob Squarepants
S.M.Y.B.      I love NF   thebeam   SSCC  thebeam2 ALL HAIL QUEEN IZZY!!!

Quote from: Lisa on June 29, 2008, 12:31:44 PM
Beam is a Stud Muffin Cheesy

I love the 4B's- Boobs, Burgers, Baseball and other Ball games.
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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2008, 17:50:46 PM »
but that's not their fault...

and if you have stupid shoes, you have to have intelligent ones
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« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2008, 17:53:02 PM »
That makes perfect sense.





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Emperor of Beamyland        "Who's to know if your soul will fade at all The one you sold to fool the world" -Seether 
   "Booger, smooger-you don't even have a nose!" -Spongebob Squarepants
S.M.Y.B.      I love NF   thebeam   SSCC  thebeam2 ALL HAIL QUEEN IZZY!!!

Quote from: Lisa on June 29, 2008, 12:31:44 PM
Beam is a Stud Muffin Cheesy

I love the 4B's- Boobs, Burgers, Baseball and other Ball games.
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« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2008, 17:54:01 PM »
don't you bizarro me!!
i'm not the one with one blond shoe
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« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2008, 17:58:01 PM »
and I'm not a "dark man"

I'm English, Irish and German.  Can't get any whiter than that.  Roll Eyes
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Emperor of Beamyland        "Who's to know if your soul will fade at all The one you sold to fool the world" -Seether 
   "Booger, smooger-you don't even have a nose!" -Spongebob Squarepants
S.M.Y.B.      I love NF   thebeam   SSCC  thebeam2 ALL HAIL QUEEN IZZY!!!

Quote from: Lisa on June 29, 2008, 12:31:44 PM
Beam is a Stud Muffin Cheesy

I love the 4B's- Boobs, Burgers, Baseball and other Ball games.
Lisa
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« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2008, 18:13:15 PM »
it could have meant dark as in dark hair
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« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2008, 18:17:57 PM »
Quote from: The Beam on April 19, 2008, 17:58:01 PM
and I'm not a "dark man"

I'm English, Irish and German.  Can't get any whiter than that.  Roll Eyes

  Sinister, then.  Same thing.
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« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2008, 18:28:59 PM »
Sinister I can handle.
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Emperor of Beamyland        "Who's to know if your soul will fade at all The one you sold to fool the world" -Seether 
   "Booger, smooger-you don't even have a nose!" -Spongebob Squarepants
S.M.Y.B.      I love NF   thebeam   SSCC  thebeam2 ALL HAIL QUEEN IZZY!!!

Quote from: Lisa on June 29, 2008, 12:31:44 PM
Beam is a Stud Muffin Cheesy

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« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2008, 18:29:35 PM »
Quote from: The Beam on April 19, 2008, 18:28:59 PM
Sinister I can handle.

 It's all in how you wear your hat, you know.
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