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« on: February 28, 2008, 07:14:45 AM »
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2008, 07:18:29 AM »
Quote from: Lisa on February 28, 2008, 07:14:45 AM
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

  What does that mean?
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2008, 07:21:55 AM »
withhold part of wages to repay a debt) apparently?
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2008, 07:22:28 AM »
Quote from: Lisa on February 28, 2008, 07:21:55 AM
withhold part of wages to repay a debt) apparently?

  Never heard of it.  Well, you live and learn.
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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2008, 08:26:21 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2008, 11:59:10 AM »
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that's like why do they put on the overhead menu at McDonalds "Braille menus available"
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2008, 12:52:19 PM »
Quote from: The Beam on February 28, 2008, 11:59:10 AM
that's like why do they put on the overhead menu at McDonalds "Braille menus available"

  You're such a service-friendly lot, you Americans.  I might have imagined it, but I'm pretty sure that at my local McDonald's, the sign says, "BLIND PEOPLE!  F**K OFF!"
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2008, 16:38:25 PM »
Why does bottled water that has taken thousands of years to permeate through rocks have a use by date?
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2008, 17:18:11 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2008, 17:21:21 PM »
Why does liquid at the same temperature as the inside of your mouth scald when you try to drink it?
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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2008, 22:29:23 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: February 29, 2008, 21:58:34 PM »
Quote from: Taf on February 28, 2008, 17:21:21 PM
Why does liquid at the same temperature as the inside of your mouth scald when you try to drink it?

  No, I'm pretty sure the inside of my mouth isn't ninety degrees C.
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« Reply #12 on: February 29, 2008, 22:04:07 PM »
Average temp inside a mouth is 95 degrees, really
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« Reply #13 on: February 29, 2008, 22:05:09 PM »
Quote from: sabell on February 29, 2008, 22:04:07 PM
Average temp inside a mouth is 95 degrees, really

  Centigrade?
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« Reply #14 on: February 29, 2008, 22:09:20 PM »
Quote from: Spite on February 29, 2008, 22:05:09 PM
Quote from: sabell on February 29, 2008, 22:04:07 PM
Average temp inside a mouth is 95 degrees, really

  Centigrade?

degrees farenheit
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