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« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2008, 21:41:33 PM »

 Oh that reminds me of the whole kidneys I was frying (I'd never cooked them before)
They ended up stuck to the ceiling  laugh
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« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2008, 03:39:36 AM »
See my comment on "Well, it's one way of stopping Americans breeding."

I rest my case, I used to be (stoppit!) pretty stupid in my teens!
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« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2008, 03:46:31 AM »
worst thing i done.... get born


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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2008, 12:10:36 PM »
Quote from: RojBlake on January 30, 2008, 03:46:31 AM
worst thing i done.... get born
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« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2008, 18:19:20 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2008, 18:22:53 PM »
Quote from: The Beam on January 30, 2008, 12:10:36 PM
Quote from: RojBlake on January 30, 2008, 03:46:31 AM
worst thing i done.... get born
Roj wins

does that count?  after all he had no choice in the matter
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« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2008, 08:08:55 AM »
Seconds ago I was witness to the boss lady doing something stupid!

She said she was going to make a cup of tea......then put squash into a cup instead of milk



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« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2008, 08:16:23 AM »
i'm not even going to mention you asking me to clean out your ring as it is full of glue and shit from work.
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« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2008, 08:38:57 AM »
Quote from: Lisa on February 01, 2008, 08:16:23 AM
i'm not even going to mention you asking me to clean out your ring as it is full of glue and shit from work.

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« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2008, 10:56:19 AM »
yesterday I was going to make two mugs of t and a cappuccino

milk in two mugs
cappuccino stuff in the other
open tea pot
fetch tea
add a large spoonful of tea to each of the mugs with milk in
add hot water to the tea pot and cappuccino mug


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« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2008, 20:22:01 PM »
Quote from: Lisa on February 01, 2008, 08:16:23 AM
i'm not even going to mention you asking me to clean out your ring as it is full of glue and shit from work.
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« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2008, 20:24:54 PM »
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« Reply #27 on: February 06, 2008, 18:26:27 PM »
I once dipped my paintbrush in my tea and drank a mouthful of white spirit.

More recently, I went, in the dark, for a bottle of medicine, on top of the bathroom cabinet.

First mouthful proved it to be nail-polish remover.

It gave the hospital staff a giggle, at least...
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« Reply #28 on: February 06, 2008, 19:30:49 PM »
had an iffy stomach- went into the medicine cabinet and took out a bottle of Mylanta
took a swig
thought to myself "is it supposed to have chunks?"
looked at the expiration date - had expired 2 years earlier
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

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« Reply #29 on: February 07, 2008, 04:20:59 AM »
Quote from: The Beam on February 06, 2008, 19:30:49 PM
had an iffy stomach- went into the medicine cabinet and took out a bottle of Mylanta
took a swig
thought to myself "is it supposed to have chunks?"
looked at the expiration date - had expired 2 years earlier



Thats just gross puke
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