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« on: May 03, 2008, 13:11:17 PM »
An old lady up the road always puts on a great show in her front garden... mainly hanging baskets and pots.

This morning she was more than a little distraught because all 8 of her baskets were found strewn accross the road yards from her home. 6 large pots had been upended, and 8 solar lamps smashed on the pavement.

A garden gnome is missing too, one she has had since her childhood.

No-one heard a thing, it wasn't until the postman arrived and knocked to tell her what he had found, that she realised what had happened.

We're all having a collection to replace her plants, compost and lamps, but this time she is putting them all in the rear garden.

The police haven't even turned up hours after being called.

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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2008, 13:12:29 PM »
They won't.  They'll figure it was just kids.
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2008, 13:16:51 PM »
She needs an incident number from the cops in order to claim on her insurance.
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2008, 14:04:02 PM »
bloody kids, they need a kicking!
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2008, 14:49:05 PM »
Surprised the police didn't just give the incident number over the phone, that' what they did initially for my ID fraud.

I'm willing to bet it wasn't kids, this sort usually isn't, it's usually drunks on the way home from the pubs and clubs
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2008, 14:52:06 PM »
if it's adults they need a public flogging
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2008, 14:52:56 PM »
We get very little passing foot traffic these days... especially since the Uni closed its club the other side of the river.
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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2008, 23:25:13 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2008, 23:26:31 PM »
   Anybody seen the Czech kids, recently?
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2008, 15:57:57 PM »
Having had my share of criminal damage before now,  the lady has my sympathy.
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« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2008, 16:00:33 PM »
Her sons have spread the word of a reward after a taxi driver told their taxi driver neighbour about 2 yobs with 2 fat GFs throwing the baskets in the road... with "shining things" in the GFs' hands....
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« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2008, 06:39:53 AM »
public flogging for all involved
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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2008, 12:38:02 PM »
A chavette in the local pub was bragging about how she gets rechargeable batteries out of solar lanterns in peoples' gardens..............

...watch this space!
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« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2008, 15:02:08 PM »
Flog em or put them in the stocks.
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« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2008, 16:26:34 PM »
know how she feels we get it around here and boy can't those little f---- run
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