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« on: January 27, 2008, 11:00:04 AM »
Thieves Crash Car With Cow In Back Seat

Thieves in Malaysia stole an adult cow, squeezed it into the back seat of a car and drove off with it, but abandoned the animal when the getaway vehicle crashed into a tree.

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« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2008, 19:41:33 PM »
poor cow...

but it reminds me a story about my old man and one of his old bands. They attempted to kidnap a sheep.... lets say it didn't go well
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« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2008, 20:09:22 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2008, 22:54:41 PM »
Quote from: Mojo on January 27, 2008, 20:09:22 PM
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Soooo not going to ask why they were trying to kidnap a sheep rofl2
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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2008, 06:17:40 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2008, 06:19:31 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2008, 12:30:39 PM »
I was wondering about the cow being in the back seat then I realized that it made sense.  I mean, can you imagine a cow taking the vision test to get their drivers license??

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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2008, 18:13:55 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2008, 18:27:55 PM »
I take it that it was a mooving traffic offence they committed
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« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2008, 19:07:18 PM »
Quote from: fred on January 28, 2008, 18:27:55 PM
I take it that it was a mooving traffic offence they committed

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« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2008, 19:12:12 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2008, 19:15:55 PM »
We knew someone who used to work at the abatoir, he stole a sheep. Don't know all the story, but he ended up in court and got a really hefty fine.
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« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2008, 19:17:20 PM »
I know someone who 'found' a sheep and dispatched and butchered it in the bath
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