Mills awarded £24.3m settlement

[Taf]

There was an accident in a South African gold mine. A man is trapped in the rubble and the only way he can get out is by hacking off one of his legs. As he lies recouperating in hospital he wails to his friend "I have no future, what can I do? Who would want a anything to do with a one legged gold-digger?" His mate says "Paul McCartney".

[Spite]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7302736.stm
aww diddums...

  You don't like her, do you?

The judge added that her tax returns "disclose no charitable giving at all", despite Mills saying she gave "as much as 80% or 90% of her earnings ... direct to charities".

  Oops!  That's sort of buggered her whole perception of herself, hasn't it?

[Taf]

Heather Mills' evidence in her divorce case with Sir Paul McCartney was "inconsistent, inaccurate" and "less than candid", according to the judge.

"I am driven to the conclusion that much of her evidence, both written and oral, was not just inconsistent and inaccurate but also less than candid".

"Overall she was a less than impressive witness," he said.

[The Beam]

"I am driven to the conclusion that much of her evidence, both written and oral, was not just inconsistent and inaccurate but also less than candid".

"Overall she was a less than impressive witness," he said.

  sounds like she didn't have a leg to stand on

[Lisa]

but

no wonder she didn't want the report to be released

[Anna]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7303080.stm

Love this report, full report can be downloaded too ..... "The Wife" 

[Lisa]

the press have really gone for her today.

 

[Mike]

She deserves everything she gets from the press