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« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2007, 13:36:33 PM »
Quote from: Spite on November 29, 2007, 10:57:14 AM

  9.)  All Americans visiting Britain, to be made to stand in a queue for seven hours, for no particular reason.

Why seven?
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« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2007, 13:45:04 PM »
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Quote from: Spite on November 29, 2007, 10:57:14 AM

  9.)  All Americans visiting Britain, to be made to stand in a queue for seven hours, for no particular reason.

Why seven?

  Because it's longer than six hours.
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« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2007, 16:34:53 PM »
I've got a birthright- my time in line should be cut in at least half.
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« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2007, 16:37:22 PM »
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I've got a birthright- my time in line should be cut in at least half.

Sorry the fact that you can stand in 2 lines at once is no defence  laugh
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« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2007, 16:43:04 PM »
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Quote from: The Beam on November 29, 2007, 16:34:53 PM
I've got a birthright- my time in line should be cut in at least half.

Sorry the fact that you can stand in 2 lines at once is no defence  laugh

  That's right.  Fourteen hours for Anglo-Yanks.  laugh
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« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2007, 16:53:33 PM »
Quote from: Spite on November 29, 2007, 16:43:04 PM
That's right.  Fourteen hours for Anglo-Yanks.  laugh
As long as it's the line to piss on the leg of Spites statue.  It'll be worth it.  Grin
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« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2007, 16:57:48 PM »
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As long as it's the line to piss on the leg of Spites statue.  It'll be worth it.  Grin

  ...Which will be classed as treason, and punishable by death by starvation.
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« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2007, 17:01:28 PM »
Hmmm...... most yanks would take a long time to die that way ?
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« Reply #23 on: November 29, 2007, 17:02:15 PM »
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Hmmm...... most yanks would take a long time to die that way ?

  Not really.  Don't forget, they'd be building more prisons, as they starved.
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« Reply #24 on: November 29, 2007, 17:36:08 PM »
Quote from: Spite on November 29, 2007, 11:40:54 AM
Quote from: fred on November 29, 2007, 11:38:10 AM
we'll settle for the two we have

  No, I insist.  In fact, I'll knock them down to make room for mine.


you mean you want to be a perch for seagulls, be 'painted' white by them and be assaulted by the Friday and Satuday night louts?
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« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2007, 17:38:24 PM »
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you mean you want to be a perch for seagulls, be 'painted' white by them and be assaulted by the Friday and Satuday night louts?

  All Seagulls will be exterminated, to make food for poor people, under my fatherly reign.  Also, loutishness will be punishable by being fired into the sea, from a giant catapult that all coastal towns will be obliged to build.
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« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2007, 17:50:30 PM »
we tried the catapult thing but then they invaded from te land
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« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2007, 22:53:27 PM »
Quote from: fred on November 29, 2007, 17:36:08 PM
you mean you want to be a perch for seagulls, be 'painted' white by them and be assaulted by the Friday and Satuday night louts?
he does that now
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« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2007, 22:56:38 PM »
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« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2007, 23:01:17 PM »
That sounds very Larry-like  laugh
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