scouse git!

[fred]

went to the ool this evening and it was , as usual, clean and quiet.

scouser walks in and 1 min later returns to the ool mouthing off about the state of the changing rooms.

They were spotless when I was there and no one else had entered them between me and him.

he then started mouthing off about the ool temperature. he hadn't even touched the water.

telephone call to summon duty manager etc. etc.

I finished my swim and went to get changed. muddy footprints all over the place in the changing rooms.  git had been the only one in there.  as requested I remove my shoes before entering the ool area. (before someone says it, my feet are clean)

employee arives PDQ and promptly mops up the mess and wipes the floor.

bet the git tries to get a reduction in his bill

[Taf]

Bleedin' immigrants 

[Pam]

There's alway's one