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« on: November 19, 2007, 21:59:59 PM »


 
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the
doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones,
what's the problem"?
 
The mother says, "It's my daughter, Darla. She
keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on
weight and is sick most mornings."
 
The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then
turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know
how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant.
About four months would be my guess."
 
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be! She
has never ever been left alone with a man!
Have you, Darla"?
 
Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a
man!"
 
The doctor walked over to the window and just
stares out of it. About five minutes pass and
finally the mother says, "Is there something
wrong out there doctor"?
 
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that
the last time anything like this happened, a star
appeared in the East and three wise men came
over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss
it this time!"
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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2007, 06:37:39 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2008, 21:36:12 PM »

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