A texan a newyorkan and a montanan

[dogsmum]

 An texan a newyorkan and a montanan are alll out hunting
then they get captured by a tribe of natives. The natives
bring them back to thier camp the natives tie them to logs
and asks them each a question. First the texan. The chief
asks him "do you have any last request before we skin you
alive turn you inside out and turn you into a canoe? The
texan says yeah bring me a pistol so the chief does so. He
gives the texan the gun and he shoots himself hes dead and
doesnt feel no pain. Next the new yorkan the chief asks him
the same Question. He says bring me a knife so the chief
does so the newyorkan cuts his neck and he doesnt feel no
pain next is the montanan. The chief asks him the same
question The guy thinks because the texan used the last
bullit and the newyorkan used the last Clean knife after a
while he says bring me a fork. the chief is confused but
he does so when he hands the fork to him he begins to stab
himself everywhere screaming I HOPE YOU DROWN FUCKERS HOPE
YOU DIE

[Izzy]