All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From My Cat

[Izzy]

- Life is hard, then you nap.

- Curiosity never killed anything, except maybe a few hours.

- When in doubt, cop and attitude.

- Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next day annoy them.

- Climb your way to the the top ~ that's why the drapes are there.

- Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.

- Find your place in the sun, especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.

- Make your mark in the world ~ or at least spray in each corner.

- When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal 20 or 30 times.

- If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.

- Always give generously ~ a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".

- When you go out into the world, remember: being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.

[Lisa]

 

[Nanaof2]

 

Always give generously ~ a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".

BUT... it must be a live one to show you really care!

[RojBlake]

  awwwww

[drac]

My cat also ignored small children.  They annoyed him.  So, I suppose the comment could be:

--Never acknowledge the little people.  They only get in your way.