Bad taste

[dogsmum]

 A man wanted an attack dog to protect his business, so he
visited a kennel that specialized in attack dogs. The man
explained to the kennel owner that he wanted the biggest,
meanest, most vicious dog in the kennel, and the owner
offered to take the man on a tour of the premises.
 
After they had been walking for a few minutes, they came
upon a large dog. He was snarling loudly and biting and
clawing at the cage.
 
"He looks like he'd be a pretty good attack dog," said
the buyer.
"Well, he's not bad," replied the owner, "but I have
something better in mind for you."
 
They continued walking around the premises, and after a
while they found an even larger,meaner dog than the
first. He snarled at the two men and tried to bite
them through the wire on his cage.
 
"Ah," said the buyer. "This must be the dog you were
referring to earlier."
"Well, no." said the owner. "I have something better in
mind for you."
 
The men continued their tour. Eventually, they came upon a
fairly large dog that was lying quietly on his side,
licking his butt. He did not seem to notice as the men
approached.
 
"This is the dog I had in mind for you," said the owner.
The buyer was flabbergasted. "You're joking!" he exclaimed.
"This dog seems quite tame; he doesn't act at all like an
attack dog at all. Hell, he's just lying there, licking his
butt!"
 
"I know, I know," said the owner. "But you see, he just
ate a lawyer, and he's trying to get the taste out of his
mouth."

[cowleen]

 

[Izzy]

 

[RojBlake]

 

[fred]

 

[Mojo]

He hee!