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« on: March 15, 2008, 18:20:56 PM »


I had a bump in the car the other day

I ran into 3 Mexicans

One of them went straight through the windscreen

One of them made a huge dent in the bonnet

And the other one went up in the air and landed about 200 yards away

 

I was Shi**ing myself

The police were great though

They really put my mind at ease

 

They charged one of them with Braking and Entering

One with Criminal Damage

And the other with Leaving the Scene of an Accident

 

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« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2008, 18:35:48 PM »
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