Check-up

[dogsmum]

 
A woman went to her new doctor for a checkup. He turned out
to be absolutely gorgeous! He told her he was going to put
his hand on her back and he wanted her to say "Eighty-eight."
 
"Eighty-eight," she purred.
 
"Good. Now I'm going to put my hand on your throat and I
want you to again say 'Eighty-eight.'"
 
"Eighty...eighhhhtttt."
 
"Fine. Now I'm going to put my hand on your chest and I
want you once more to say 'Eighty-eight.'"
 
"One, two, three, four, five..."

[Izzy]