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« on: March 16, 2008, 23:16:48 PM »


 man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in
pain. "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung
by a bee."
 
"Don't worry;" says the doctor, "I'll put some cream on it."
 
"You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."
 
"No, you don't understand!" answers the doctor, "I'll put
some cream on the place you were stung."
 
"Oh! It happened in the garden in back of my house."
 
"No, no, no!" says the doctor getting frustrated, "I mean on
which part of your body did that bee sting you."
 
"On my finger!" screamed the man in pain. "The bee stung me
on my finger and it really hurts."
 
"Which one?" the doctor.
 
"How am I supposed to know? All bees look the same to me!"
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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2008, 01:13:12 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2008, 09:24:32 AM »

guy goes to the doctor... 'doctor, doctor, i feel like a bar of soap', doc says....'thats life boy'

'doctor doctor can you help me out', 'certainly sir, which way did you come in'?

this packie with diarrhea goes to the local doctor....'doctor doctor, im melting'
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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2008, 22:48:35 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2008, 08:51:37 AM »

guy goes to the doctor... 'doctor, doctor, i feel like a bar of soap', doc says....'thats life boy'

'doctor doctor can you help me out', 'certainly sir, which way did you come in'?

this packie with diarrhea goes to the local doctor....'doctor doctor, im melting'

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« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2008, 11:41:38 AM »

this packie with diarrhea goes to the local doctor....'doctor doctor, im melting'

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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2008, 02:30:15 AM »

Haa!  laugh
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