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« on: March 21, 2008, 20:27:44 PM »


 One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering,
the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope
containing $1,000. It happened again the next week!
 
The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was
collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive
pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks
until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached
her.
 
'Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000
a week in the collection plate,' he stated.
 
'Why yes,' she replied, 'every week my grandson sends
me money, and I give some of it to the church.'
 
The pastor replied, 'That's wonderful. But $1000 is a
lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does
he send you?'
 
The elderly woman answered, '$10,000 a week.'
 
The pastor was amazed. 'Your grandson is very successful;
what does he do for a living?'
 
'He is a veterinarian,' she answered.
 
'That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they
made that much money,' the pastor said. 'Where does he
practice?'
 
The woman answered proudly, 'In Nevada . He has two cat
houses in Las Vegas , and one in Reno .'
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« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2008, 22:18:47 PM »

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