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« on: March 09, 2008, 21:30:07 PM »

 
My friend is the manager at a grocery store.  Recently, he
nabbed a shoplifter in the act.  While escorting the
suspect to the office at the front of the store (near
the cash registers), the shoplifter broke free from his
grip and attempted a brazen escape.
 
I should mention that my friend was an all-county
linebacker in high school, so it was with little effort
that he brought the shoplifter down with a tackle.  He
pinned the guy against the pickle display, then looked
up to see a number of surprised shoppers staring at him.
 
"Everything's fine, folks," he reassured them.  "This
guy just tried to go through the express line with more
than nine items!"
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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2008, 04:52:09 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2008, 22:38:55 PM »
 laugh thats cute!!
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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2008, 09:34:09 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2008, 02:32:05 AM »
Haa!  Cheesy
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