fire safety

[dogsmum]

 Sitting through fire safety and prevention programs can
make anyone nod off. So the instructor tried to lighten
the mood by going around the room asking where all the
guests were from. "Burnt Mattress, Arkansas," called out
the friend sitting next to me.
 
"Burnt Mattress!" said the instructor, suppressing a
laugh. "I've heard some unusual town names before, but
never that one. Where's it located?"
 
My friend shot back, "Right above Hot Springs."

[Izzy]