Golf

A man goes to a public golf course.

He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and
says, "I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie."

The man behind the counter says, "The 18 holes of golf is
no problem, but all of the caddies are out on the course.
What I will do for you is this: We just received 8 brand
new robot golf caddies. If you're willing to take one with
you out on the course and come back and tell me how well
it works, your round of golf is on me today."

The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer.

He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and
said to himself, "I think my driver will do the job."

The robot caddie turned to the man and said, "No sir.
Use your 3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this
hole."

&am p;gt ; Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood,
made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed
about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on the
green.

The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked
him for his assistance.

As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, "I think
this green is gonna break left to right."

The robot then again spoke up and said, "No sir. I do
believe this green will break right to left"

Thinking about the last time the robot corrected his
prediction, he decided again to listen to the machine.

He made his putt and birdied the hole thanks to the
robot and his advice.

But his luck didn't end there. His entire game was the
best game he ever played, thanks to the assistance of
the new robot golf caddie.

Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the
counter asked, "How was your game ?" The golfer stated,
"It was, by far, the BEST game I ever played. Thank you
very much for letting me take one of your robots.

See you next week.

A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the
pro shop.

Upon entering, he turned to the man behind the counter
and said, "I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those
robot golf caddies, please."

The gentleman from behind the counter turned to the man
and said, "Well the 18 holes is no problem. However, we
had to get rid of the robots. We had too many complaints."

Confused, the golfer cried, "COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck
could've complained about those robots? They were incredible"

The man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their performance.

It was that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the
sun reflecting off them was blinding to other golfers on
the fair way. "

The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just paint them black?"

The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did. Then four of
'em didn't show up for work, two filed for welfare, and the
other two robbed the pro shop."