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« on: April 17, 2008, 21:22:10 PM »


 
  An archaeologist was digging in the
Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a
mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least.
After examining it, he called the curator of the Israel museum
in Jerusalem. "I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy
of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist
exclaimed. To which the curator replied, "Bring him in.
We'll check it out." A week later, the amazed curator called
the archaeologist. "You were right about both the mummy's
age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"
"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said,
'10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."
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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2008, 23:01:13 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2008, 09:17:49 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2008, 13:02:46 PM »

so i guess shekels was the curency of the time, and goliath was israli
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