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« on: February 29, 2008, 13:08:52 PM »
A new, hi-tech, Supermarket has opened near my house.  It uses interactive media to enhance the shopping experience.

When you go into the Vegetable Department you hear the sound of a distant rainstorm and can smell fresh, buttered sweetcorn.

When you approach the Milk Section, you hear cows mooing and smell fresh hay. 

And when you approach the eggs, you hear hens clucking and the air is filled with the aroma of a full English breakfast.



I've started buying my toilet paper from the local corner shop.
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« Reply #1 on: February 29, 2008, 15:31:16 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: February 29, 2008, 16:06:59 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: February 29, 2008, 16:21:47 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: February 29, 2008, 19:02:39 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: February 29, 2008, 19:03:30 PM »
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