How cold is it?

[fred]

There were 3 Eskimos in South Wales, & one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, & how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who, indeed, had the coldest igloo.

They went to Lisa's igloo, where he said "Watch this!" & poured a cup of water into the air.

Well, the water froze in mid-air and fell onto the floor solid. "Not bad" said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was colder still.

So they went to Beam's igloo, & he said "Watch this!" and took a big breath & exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a big lump & fell to the floor.

"Wow, that's colder than mine!" said Lisa.

But  Taf exclaimed his was colder still.

So they ended up at Taf’s igloo. He said "Watch this!" & went into the bedroom, threw back the thick furs, & retrieved one of several small balls of ice there. He took it, put it in a spoon, & held a match under it.

When it heated up enough, it went "FFFAAAARRRRTTT".

[Taf]

See... posh igloo with a bedroom 

[fred]

it's really a shelf with a curtain

[The Beam]

a hole with a burlap sack

[The Beam]

Ok, the Eskimo bit I get- but me in Wales??  what bet did I lose?? 

[Lyn]

My igloo is so warm it keeps melting.......or is it raining ?

[dogsmum]

My igloo is so warm it keeps melting.......or is it raining ?

 Its rain!

[Lyn]

oooh heck

[Lisa]