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« on: March 21, 2008, 20:18:18 PM »


 A father wanted to read a magazine but was
being bothered by his little girl, Shelby. She
wanted to know what the United States looked
like.  Finally, he tore a sheet out of his new
magazine on which was printed the map of the
country.  Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it
to Shelby, and said, 'Go into the other room and
see if you can put this together. This will show
you our whole country today.'
 
After a few minutes, Shelby returned and handed
him the map, correctly fitted and taped together.
The father was surprised and asked how she had
finished so quickly.
 
'Oh,' she said, 'on the other side of the paper
is a picture of Jesus.  When I got all of Jesus
back where He belonged, then our country just
came together.'
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« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2008, 22:28:02 PM »

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