Little Johnny & The Watch

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 While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that
Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.

'Did you get that for your birthday?' asked Little Johnny.

'Nope,' replied Jimmy.

'Well, did you get it for Christmas then?'

Again Jimmy says, 'Nope.'

'You didn't steal it, did you?' asks Little Johnny.

'No,' said Jimmy. 'I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night
when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of
me.'

Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely
jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself.

That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the
unmistakable noises of lovemaking. Just then, he swung the door wide
open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid
stroke, turned and said angrily, 'What do you want now?'

'I wanna watch,' Johnny replied.

'Fine,' his father said. 'Stand in the corner, but keep quiet.'

[fred]

    

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