New Boots

[dogsmum]

 An elderly Texas cowhand went to the local drugstore and asked the
pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.
The pharmacist asked "How many?"
The cowboy replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one
into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you
through sex."
The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old, and I don't
even think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out
far enough soI don't pee on my new boots.

[Izzy]

[Mojo]

He hee!