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« on: April 22, 2008, 19:02:12 PM »
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's exam.

"Now, class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family. But, that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-arse in the back of the room raised his hand and asked:

"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.

When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says:

"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2008, 19:16:12 PM »
done that.  the teacher bit I mean
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« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2008, 19:18:39 PM »
clap nice move!
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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2008, 00:41:14 AM »
excelent comeback from the teacher
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2008, 06:13:24 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2008, 07:46:53 AM »
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