Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
May 17, 2008, 01:39:56 AM
Home Help Search Member Map Calendar Login Register
News: You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Sponsored Links


Yesterday at 22:14:49 dogsmum - Night 'Mojo, Izzy, aneeas'
Yesterday at 22:06:29 Izzy - Who?
Yesterday at 21:52:36 Mojo - Morning! Remember me?
Yesterday at 18:26:38 Kat - "Taf", backwards, almost spells "Fart".
May 15, 2008, 23:38:50 PM dogsmum - Night 'Izzy'
Total Twaddle  |  Funzone.  |  Word Games and Jokes  |  Topic: Proud to be British! 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. « previous next »
Pages: [1] Go Down Print
Author Topic: Proud to be British!  (Read 150 times)
dogsmum
Smilie Queen
RSS Staff
Uber Twaddler
*******
Wales

Lovability: 217
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 30497


Wriggle it!


Awards Stats
« on: April 15, 2008, 08:16:22 AM »


 A recent study found the average  Brit  walks about 900 miles per year.
Another study found that we drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means we're averaging about 41 miles to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud to be  British
Logged

Mojo
Not lost...
Posting Boss
******
New Zealand

Lovability: 154
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 26240


Dangerous Jobs No 4. Polar Bear Alarm Clock.


Awards Stats
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2008, 08:43:18 AM »

giggle
Logged

Spite
Is a whining, whingeing, git.
Twaddling God
*******
England

Lovability: 56
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 36502


Beam told his personal trainer, it was time to go


Awards Stats

Champion of
    
    
    
    

More>>
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2008, 08:45:59 AM »

  I'll bet Mojo's mileage is more akin to a supercar.
Logged

S.O.T!  Radox, NO!  Sandpaper, YES!
            Beef, YES!   Couscous, NO!
            Dusting, NO!  Fisticuffs, YES!
            Smithying, YES!  Knitting, NO!
            Washing Up, NO!  Freezer Diving, hmm, not sure...
Mojo
Not lost...
Posting Boss
******
New Zealand

Lovability: 154
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 26240


Dangerous Jobs No 4. Polar Bear Alarm Clock.


Awards Stats
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2008, 08:49:33 AM »

 car
Logged

fred
Pen bach. Tomato king 2005,6,7
Global Mod
Uber Twaddler
*******
Wales

Lovability: 307
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 30359


Mr Greybeard.


WWW Awards Stats
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2008, 09:46:04 AM »

 Grin
Logged

O'r holl gerbydau'r Byd a gāf
Yr elor yw yr olaf
Izzy
Spammer Slayer
Global Mod
Twaddling Buddah
********
New Zealand

Lovability: 310
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 41672


My heart belongs to one.


Awards Stats

Champion of
    
    
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2008, 05:12:05 AM »

 Grin
Logged

queen Queen of the Shuvel, SSCC, Izzyland, Rudeyland & Naughtyland Queen

The law of Grabbity... I sees it... I grab it!
RojBlake
Zesty Member
***
Australia

Lovability: -39
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 3009


Forever Searching


WWW Awards Stats
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2008, 09:10:52 AM »

dont drink and drive




you might spill it
Logged
Pages: [1] Go Up Print 
Total Twaddle  |  Funzone.  |  Word Games and Jokes  |  Topic: Proud to be British! « previous next »
Jump to:  


Login with username, password and session length

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.5 | SMF © 2006-2008, Simple Machines LLC Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!


Google visited last this page May 14, 2008, 00:34:40 AM
Mortgage - Car Insurance - Flights - Cheap Flights