Q & A's

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 Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when
the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married
Again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
 
 
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
 
 
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
 
 
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
 
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
 
 
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
 
 
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
 
 
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
 
 
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
 
 
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
 
 
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?"
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
 
 
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
 
 
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "SHIT."

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