Quotes

[dogsmum]

 Life is a coin. You can spend it any way you wish,
but you can only spend it once.
--Unknown


"Justice is a certain rectitude of mind whereby a
man does what he ought to do in circumstances
confronting him."
--St. Thomas Aquinas

"Consider the postage stamp. Its usefulness consists
in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there."
--Josh Billings
 
"God could not be everywhere, so He created
mothers."
--Jewish proverb
 

[dogsmum]

 The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor
man perfected without trials.
--Chinese proverb
 
"The self is not something that one finds. It is
something that one creates."
--Thomas Szasz

[Izzy]

These are wonderful DM!

[dogsmum]

"An eye for an eye will make us all blind."

Mahatma Ghandi

 When words become unclear, I shall focus with photographs.  When images become inadequate, I shall be content with silence.  ~Ansel Adams

[fred]

An eye for an eye will make us all blind.

Mahatma Ghandi

many world 'leaders' would do well to learn that

[dogsmum]

 "One man with courage makes a majority."
--Andrew Jackson
 
One may give without loving; none can love
without giving.
--Unknown

[RojBlake]

The dictionary is the only place that success comes before work. - Anonymous

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your common sense."   - Buddha

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.        - Bertrand Russell

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.  - John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.   - Scott Adams

If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things. - Rene Descartes

[Loobyloo]

 

[dogsmum]

 When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays"
Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

[Greendayfreak]

 

[Kat]

"Beam me up, Scotty" - Jean Luc Picard. 

[AdmiralSirJohn]

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
     - An English Professor, Ohio University

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.
     - Lily Tomlin (1939 - )

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
     - George Burns (1896 - 1996)

[Spite]

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
     - An English Professor, Ohio University

  Sounds like my Maths teacher.

[dogsmum]

 

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
     - George Burns (1896 - 1996)

 Ha, there ya go!!

[dogsmum]

 "Don't worry about the world coming to an end
today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
--Charles Schultz
 
Home is what catches you when you fall, and we
all fall.
--Unknown

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't."
--Jack Dempsey
 
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
--Chinese proverb