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« Reply #30 on: February 25, 2008, 21:01:06 PM »


 "Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is
competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely
honest."
Isaac Asimov
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« Reply #31 on: February 25, 2008, 22:15:58 PM »

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« Reply #32 on: February 26, 2008, 23:02:03 PM »


 "What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone
monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others."
 
"Most of the shadows of this life are caused
by standing in one's own sunshine." --Ralph Waldo Emerson
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« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2008, 08:31:48 AM »


 There are many ways to measure success; not the least of
which is the way your child describes you when talking
to a friend.
--Unknown
 
"We shall not fail or falter. We shall not weaken or tire.
Give us the tools and we will finish the job."
--Sir Winston Churchill
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« Reply #34 on: March 01, 2008, 09:08:47 AM »


 "The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing."
 
Marcus Aurelius
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« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2008, 21:41:08 PM »


 "Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen. Like
friends, too, we should return to them again and again for,
like true friends, they will never fail us - never cease
to instruct - never cloy."
Charles Caleb Colton
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« Reply #36 on: March 01, 2008, 22:41:10 PM »

"Rules build up fortifications behind which small minds create satrapies. A perilous state of affairs in the best of times, disastrous during crises."

The Bene Gesserit.
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« Reply #37 on: March 09, 2008, 21:00:43 PM »

 "If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him
prosperous, that dog will not bite you. This is the primary
difference between a dog and a man."
--Mark Twain
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You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats
those who can do nothing for him.
-- James D. Miles
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"Parents are not quite interested in justice. They are
interested in quiet."
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« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2008, 21:55:29 PM »


 "The purpose of life is a life of purpose."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson
 
"While we try to teach our children all about life, our
children teach us what life is all about."
 
--Angela Schwindt
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« Reply #39 on: March 11, 2008, 21:55:19 PM »


 "In the United States, there is more space where nobody is
than where anybody is. That is what makes America what it
is."
--Gertrude Stein
 
"Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall
emerge into the light."
--Helen Keller
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« Reply #40 on: March 16, 2008, 22:45:32 PM »

 Did I like nut another to it send retard a like this
reading time sweet your took you since.
 
"I never guess. It is a capital mistake to theorize before
one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit
theories, instead of theories to suit facts."
  -Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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"Cynics build no bridges; they make no discoveries; no gaps
are spanned by them. Cynics may pride themselves in being
realistic in their approach, but progress and the onward
march of civilization demand an inspiration and motivation
that cynicism never affords. If we want progress, we must
take the forward look."
--Paul L. McKay
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"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."
- H. G. Wells (1866-1946)
 
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
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« Reply #41 on: March 17, 2008, 01:09:36 AM »

Did I like nut another to it send retard a like this
reading time sweet your took you since.
 


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« Reply #42 on: March 21, 2008, 20:16:21 PM »


 "We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will
not know them because we hate them."
--Charles Caleb Colton
 
"I can't do it" never yet accomplished anything. "I will try"
has accomplished wonders.
--George P. Burnham
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« Reply #43 on: March 21, 2008, 20:58:09 PM »

"Determine never to be idle. It is wonderful how much may be
done if we are always doing."
--Thomas Jefferson
 
It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to
do what's required.
--Sir Winston Churchill
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"I hate waking up every morning to my alarm. I always bang
my head on the steering wheel." --Scott Wood
 
 
 
"Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half
full, I say, are you going to drink that?" -Lisa Claymen
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« Reply #44 on: March 21, 2008, 21:34:09 PM »


 "Life is mostly froth and bubble;
Two things stand like stone: -
Kindness in another's trouble,
Courage in your own"
 
Adam Lindsay Gordon  1833-70
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