Quotes

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 "Iran is going to build an island just for women who want to
go on vacation. No men will be allowed on the island. Which
leads to the question, 'If something goes wrong, whose fault
will it be?'" -Jay Leno
 
I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, "Mother,
what was war?" - Eve Merriam

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 "Mattel is releasing a new "Teacher" Barbie next week.
Apparently, it's just like Malibu Barbie--only she can't
afford the Corvette." -Stephanie Miller
 
"Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them, but do not let
them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness,
insight."
--Helen Keller

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 "I took a course in speed reading and was able to read 'War
and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's about Russia."
  -Woody Allen

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 RONALD REAGAN
Didn't realize just how much he's missed, until I
read and remembered some of the stuff he said...
and stood for .
 
'Here's my strategy on the Cold War:We win, they
lose.'- RonaldReagan
 
'The most terrifying words in the English
language are: I'm from the government and
I'm here to help.' - RonaldReagan
 
 
'The trouble with our liberal friends is not that
they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much
that isn't so.' - RonaldReagan
 
 
'Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about
because the U.S.was too strong.' - RonaldReagan
 
 
'I have wondered at times about what the Ten
Commandments would have looked like if Moses
had run them through the U.S. Congress.'- Ronald Reagan
 
 
'The taxpayer: That's someone who works for
the federal government but doesn't have to
take the civil service examination.' - RonaldReagan
 
 
'Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal
with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.' - RonaldReagan
 
'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever
see on this earth is a government program.' - RonaldReagan
 
 
'It has been said that politics is the second
oldest profession. I have learned that it bears
a striking resemblance to the first.' - RonaldReagan
 
 
'Government's view of the economy could be summed up
in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it
keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving,
subsidize it.' - RonaldReagan
 
 
'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there
are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can
always write a book.' - RonaldReagan
 
 
'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world,
is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free
men and women.' - RonaldReagan
 
'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we
will be a nation gone under.' -RonaldReagan
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There are many ways to measure success; not the least of
which is the way your child describes you when talking
to a friend.
--Unknown
 
"We shall not fail or falter. We shall not weaken or tire.
Give us the tools and we will finish the job."
--Sir Winston Churchill

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