Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
May 17, 2008, 12:13:18 PM
Home Help Search Member Map Calendar Login Register
News: Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who oppose them.

Sponsored Links


Today at 10:38:59 Pam - WELCOME BACK MOJO
Yesterday at 22:14:49 dogsmum - Night 'Mojo, Izzy, aneeas'
Yesterday at 22:06:29 Izzy - Who?
Yesterday at 21:52:36 Mojo - Morning! Remember me?
Yesterday at 18:26:38 Kat - "Taf", backwards, almost spells "Fart".
Total Twaddle  |  Funzone.  |  Word Games and Jokes  |  Topic: Roy the rooster 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. « previous next »
Pages: [1] Go Down Print
Author Topic: Roy the rooster  (Read 183 times)
The Beam
old, just plain old
Global Mod
Posting Boss
******
United States

Lovability: 103
Online Online

Gender: Male
Posts: 25024


Guardian of the Saps


Awards Stats

Champion of
 
« on: March 25, 2008, 14:29:12 PM »

This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100.

The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud."

So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your first day so take it slow, okay?"

The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy nailed every one of those hens and then nailed a duck and a goose at a pond.

The next morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and buzzards circling overhead.

The farmer says, "Roy, did you have to die?"

Roy says, "Quiet! They're about to land!"
Logged

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Emperor of Beamyland        "Who's to know if your soul will fade at all The one you sold to fool the world" -Seether 
   "Booger, smooger-you don't even have a nose!" -Spongebob Squarepants
S.M.Y.B.      I love NF   thebeam   SSCC  thebeam2 ALL HAIL QUEEN IZZY!!!

I love the 4B's- Boobs, Burgers, Baseball and other Ball games.
fred
Pen bach. Tomato king 2005,6,7
Global Mod
Uber Twaddler
*******
Wales

Lovability: 307
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 30389


Mr Greybeard.


WWW Awards Stats
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2008, 17:19:32 PM »

 Grin
Logged

O'r holl gerbydau'r Byd a gāf
Yr elor yw yr olaf
Izzy
Spammer Slayer
Global Mod
Twaddling Buddah
********
New Zealand

Lovability: 310
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 41694


My heart belongs to one.


Awards Stats

Champion of
    
    
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2008, 03:56:48 AM »

 laugh
Logged

queen Queen of the Shuvel, SSCC, Izzyland, Rudeyland & Naughtyland Queen

The law of Grabbity... I sees it... I grab it!
Mojo
Not lost...
Posting Boss
******
New Zealand

Lovability: 154
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 26269


Dangerous Jobs No 4. Polar Bear Alarm Clock.


Awards Stats
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2008, 07:31:59 AM »

Rootster?  Shocked
Logged

Pages: [1] Go Up Print 
Total Twaddle  |  Funzone.  |  Word Games and Jokes  |  Topic: Roy the rooster « previous next »
Jump to:  


Login with username, password and session length

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.5 | SMF © 2006-2008, Simple Machines LLC Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!


Google visited last this page Yesterday at 07:33:00
Credit Card Consolidation - Flights - Cheap Flights - Scottsdale Landscaping