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« on: March 11, 2008, 16:01:43 PM »
A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout, and sits down to wait for his food. While he waits, he grabs a handful of peanuts from the bowl on the counter, and as he starts to chew, he hears a voice say, "That's a beautiful tie, is that silk? Very NICE choice!"

Wondering who made the comment, he looks around and doesn't see anyone nearby who could be speaking to him. With a shrug, he pops a few more peanuts into his mouth.

Next he hears the voice say, "Those shoes are stylin', my man. Are they Italian leather? They look GRRREAT!"

He whirls around to again but sees no one near him. He glances nervously around and then at his shoes, which he tucks self-consciously under the stool.

A little freaked out, he grabs another handful of peanuts. This time the voice continues with, "That suit looks FANTASTIC! Is it an Armani? Very nice!"

He immediately calls the waiter over and says, "Look. I keep hearing these voices telling me how great my tie, my shoes, and my suit look - what's up with that? Am I GOING CRAZY??"

"Oh," the waiter nonchalantly replies. "It's just the peanuts."

"The PEANUTS?!?" the astonished man asks, staring at the bowl beside him.

"Yes," replies the waiter, "…they're complimentary."
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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2008, 16:07:04 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2008, 17:02:21 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2008, 17:51:28 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2008, 18:04:08 PM »
I got a 3 Groaner!!!!   

HA!  beat that Mojo  Grin
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Emperor of Beamyland        "Who's to know if your soul will fade at all The one you sold to fool the world" -Seether 
   "Booger, smooger-you don't even have a nose!" -Spongebob Squarepants
S.M.Y.B.      I love NF   thebeam   SSCC  thebeam2 ALL HAIL QUEEN IZZY!!!

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I love the 4B's- Boobs, Burgers, Baseball and other Ball games.
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2008, 18:28:34 PM »
I could try you know  Tongue
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2008, 18:38:05 PM »
Oh no doubt.  You are the certified master groaner.
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Emperor of Beamyland        "Who's to know if your soul will fade at all The one you sold to fool the world" -Seether 
   "Booger, smooger-you don't even have a nose!" -Spongebob Squarepants
S.M.Y.B.      I love NF   thebeam   SSCC  thebeam2 ALL HAIL QUEEN IZZY!!!

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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2008, 05:11:19 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2008, 10:07:42 AM »
Jeez mate! You'd have won the award with that one! giggle
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« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2008, 22:30:07 PM »
I don't groan i whine hehe Tongue
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