Suicide

[dogsmum]

 Many years ago, my small-busted wife came home from a
department store with one of those new-fangled "living"
bras.
 
After a day or two, she declared that it was the best,
most comfortable and most wonderful bra she had ever
worn.  As a result, she took the best care possible
with it.  She would wash it in the mildest soap, rinse
it in the purest water and carefully hung it in the
sun to dry.
 
Every night she would carefully hang it on the bedpost,
where it would be handy for her in the morning.
 
We thought it was a very happy "living" bra. However,
one morning, tragedy struck.  We awoke to find the
"living" bra had died.
 
At first we thought it had died of natural causes, but
soon discovered it had committed suicide, for it had left
a note saying that it couldn't go on living an empty life.

[Mojo]

 

Pirate's dream... Sunken chest!

[Izzy]

[RojBlake]