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« on: March 07, 2008, 16:59:08 PM »

 If you're in Australia and you swallow a fly
Don't swallow a spider to catch it, most are poisonous and you'll die before you even get to the horse.
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« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2008, 21:46:13 PM »
Good plan!
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« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2008, 23:09:56 PM »

 Going through a speed trap too fast? If
possible, climb out through the sunroof and
clap hollowed-out coconuts on the roof. This
tricks the camera into thinking you're riding a
horse, so you should get away without being
flashed
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« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2008, 23:15:32 PM »
Nah, tried that. Got a ticket anyway... Sad
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« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2008, 09:22:36 AM »
i hear a heavy coat of hair spray on the plate acts as a photo block
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« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2008, 20:32:08 PM »
Quote from: RojBlake on March 22, 2008, 09:22:36 AM
i hear a heavy coat of hair spray on the plate acts as a photo block



 Nope, they'll still catchya!
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« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2008, 13:38:27 PM »
so you tried it then dm?
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« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2008, 16:27:20 PM »
Quote from: RojBlake on March 23, 2008, 13:38:27 PM
so you tried it then dm?

 Nope, I dont need to as I dont drive but can vouch for the fact that it doesnt work
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« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2008, 20:11:13 PM »
Quote from: dogsmum on March 23, 2008, 16:27:20 PM
Nope, I dont need to as I dont drive but can vouch for the fact that it doesnt work

Did your friend look it up on Snopes for you? giggle
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« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2008, 00:11:46 AM »
Quote from: Izzy on March 23, 2008, 20:11:13 PM
Quote from: dogsmum on March 23, 2008, 16:27:20 PM
Nope, I dont need to as I dont drive but can vouch for the fact that it doesnt work

Did your friend look it up on Snopes for you? giggle

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« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2008, 00:14:14 AM »
Calm down DM, the naughty Kiwi was just kidding.
The mean mean man isn't coming back.
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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2008, 00:16:25 AM »
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« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2008, 04:50:27 AM »
just chuck a bucket of muddy water over it
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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2008, 20:31:53 PM »
Quote from: RojBlake on March 24, 2008, 04:50:27 AM
just chuck a bucket of muddy water over him

   lol
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