Total Twaddle

Idle Chat. => Twaddlers Introductions => Topic started by: Lisa on May 07, 2012, 18:56:03 PM

Title: A little about yourself
Post by: Lisa on May 07, 2012, 18:56:03 PM
Online Nickname: mrselnombre
Real Name: lisa
Age: 34.... act about 6 according to hubby
Home: Ystrad, Wales UK
Status: Married, stepson 16, daughter 15, son 10, son 3
Drives: Hubby up the wall
Career so far: Mum, web mistress and NUTTA!!
Likes: Food, books and surfing the webby
Dislikes: Feet, smelly things, and fools
PC skill: Does a mean copy and paste.
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Mike on May 07, 2012, 19:07:53 PM

Age: 24.... act about 6 according to hubby



You've grown up recently  :P

and I don't believe the 24 either not unless you had a baby at 9 :laugh:
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Lisa on May 07, 2012, 19:09:16 PM
damn typo.... thats what happens when you don't pay attention
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Izzy on May 08, 2012, 06:20:34 AM
Online Nickname: Izzy
Real Name: Irene
Age: 27
Home: NZ
Status: Married, with cats
Drives: Rich crazy!
Career so far: Bloody legend!
Likes: Coke, Harry Potter, my cats
Dislikes: Stinky farts, stupid people
PC skill: Not amazing, not terrible
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Nana of 8 on May 08, 2012, 07:54:42 AM
Online Nickname: Nanaof3, Banana
Real Name: Lindsey/Linz
Age: 55 (yes, I know 56 in 2 weeks time but still 55!!)
Home: Ashford Kent but not for much longer
Status: Married to HoN (God help him!), son 34, son 32, daughter 30, son 27 all from first marriage
Drives: Alfa Romeo, this year.
Career so far: Mum for 17 years life, 999 worker/supervisor for last 17 years. Do not plan to spend next 17 years working!
Likes: Grandchildren, cats, palaentology, painting, food, travel. Oh, and Twaddle ;D
Dislikes: Bad breath, yappy dogs and doctors who can't get my diagnosis right.
PC skill: Can bluff my way through most work-related issues
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Ian on May 08, 2012, 08:28:45 AM
Online nickname:  Ian

Real Name:  Augustus Peregrine Burgerthropp (The fourth)

Age: 179

Home: Mordor, West Midlands.

Status: Single (Don't all rush at once, form an orderly queue.)

Drives: Nails through my own knees, so I can tie reins to them then pretend that I have a horse.

Career so far: You name it, I've probably done it.  Except for that.  No, I haven't done that, either.  Eww!  What's wrong with you?

Likes: Breathing, reading, and getting as far from home as possible.

Dislikes: Not breathing, fighting with Chinamen, being covered in gloss paint then having glitter tipped over me, having my head trapped in a vice, and my nose gradually planed down.

PC skill:  I know nothing!  Nothing, I tell you!
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Nana of 8 on May 08, 2012, 10:31:33 AM
:lol:

This confirms many of my suspicions....  ::)
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Tāf on May 08, 2012, 13:26:19 PM
Online Nickname: Taf

Real Name: Graham

Age: 56, and starting to feel like it

Home: Cardiff, Wales UK, born here but have lived and worked in many places around Europe, the Middle East and Far East for various lengths of time

Status: Married to a French lady, we have twin boy and girl aged 20, but act like they are 5 most days

Drives: Skoda Felicia Bohemia Estate, 13 years old with about 30k on the clock

Career so far: Royal Air Force Tech, Home Office Radio Tech Eng, Carer for our own twins

Likes: Spicey food, DIY, Gardening, SciFi, red wine, lager, rum, licorice, more spicey food

Dislikes: Idiots who get away with everything

PC skill: If I can't fix Windows, I can usually find a tool that will.
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Nana of 8 on May 08, 2012, 23:37:49 PM
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/cantbelieve5/chalk.jpg)

Mordor - Ian's home town

 ;D
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Ian on May 10, 2012, 11:09:17 AM
  If only it looked that good.
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: gazzapocotron on May 26, 2012, 22:19:12 PM

Status: Married to HoN (God help him!), son 34, son 32, daughter 30, son 27 all from first marriage


Make the daughter 25 y/o and that's my mum's kids ages.... (I would be the 27 y/o son, i got 2 brothers, one is 34, the other turned 32 on tuesday just gone... :o )


Online Nickname: I use various nicknames now - here was woodywoodpecker before I realised I could change it :o
Real Name: Gary
Age: 27.... act about 12 according to shoe size
Home: Hampshire, England
Status: Single and ready to mingle, Son 7
Drives: Himself insane and back.
Career so far: catering (cafe, hotel kitchen - rarely cooking ... always potwashing.)
Likes: making music, writing, playing guitar
Dislikes: People who judge based on someone's looks, or laugh at their misfortunes.
PC skill: I aint no cop! Oh wait.. you mean computer... I can do the basics.. but I create my music on my laptop too, so it can't be too bad.
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Big-Ray on December 01, 2013, 13:48:21 PM
Online Nickname: Big-Ray
Real Name: Ray
Age: 60.... act about 58 according to wife
Home: Gosport, England UK
Status: Married, no kids, 6 dogs
Drives: Volvo V70
Career so far: RN 30 years, now selling washing machines online
Likes: Food, books, Sport
Dislikes: People who I dislike
PC skill: "been there, done that, broke it, had a back-up, got out of it" Buggering the Registry a speciality.

 :dance:
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: dogsmum on December 01, 2013, 21:43:12 PM
Online Nickname: Big-Ray
Real Name: Ray
Age: 60.... act about 58 according to wife
Home: Gosport, England UK
Status: Married, no kids, 6 dogs
Drives: Volvo V70
Career so far: RN 30 years, now selling washing machines online
Likes: Food, books, Sport
Dislikes: People who I dislike
PC skill: "been there, done that, broke it, had a back-up, got out of it" Buggering the Registry a speciality.

 :dance:

 Wow 6 dogs!
 What breeds have you got?
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Big-Ray on December 02, 2013, 14:28:19 PM
Standard Poodles.

Here is Greta at Crufts a few years ago.

Here at Stokes Bay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE15tzy-IyU

[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: dogsmum on December 03, 2013, 21:55:26 PM

 Oh gorgeous!
 You must do a lot of grooming
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Big-Ray on December 04, 2013, 05:49:55 AM

 You must do a lot of grooming



Indeed, fortunately, Eileen ( my wife ) is a dog groomer.  ;)

 :thanx:
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: dogsmum on December 04, 2013, 20:44:03 PM

 Ahhh lucky!  :)
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Big-Ray on December 05, 2013, 05:33:58 AM

 Ahhh lucky!  :)

Certainly saves us a bob or two.  ;)
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Pauke! Pauke! on December 06, 2013, 11:23:38 AM
Online Nickname: Pauke! Pauke!
Real Name: Bill
Age: 61.... act about 6 according to GF
Home: Some undisclosed place in North America
Status: Single
Drives: Something with satellite radio from Hertz
Career so far: Total Wastrel!!
Likes: Nifty gadgets, travel, history & the interesting watering holes of the locals
Dislikes: Pretty much anything. I am, after all a Geezer
PC skill: Isn't wysiwyg another term for a toupee?
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: fred on December 06, 2013, 11:25:47 AM
:wav:
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Tāf on December 06, 2013, 11:53:19 AM
HIYA!  ;D
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Big-Ray on December 06, 2013, 14:13:55 PM
Welcome to the madhouse, the inmates took over some time ago.  ::)

 :8:     :182:
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Izzy on December 06, 2013, 16:55:32 PM
Hiya
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: dogsmum on December 06, 2013, 21:43:26 PM

 Hi 'P.P', welcome!
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Nana of 8 on December 09, 2013, 17:30:49 PM
Hiya Bill! :wav:
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Beams on March 23, 2014, 22:37:29 PM
hello
my name is Beam

I'm back.

So anyone want to catch me up??   ;D
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Mike on March 24, 2014, 08:18:32 AM
He's back!!!

Welcome back Beam
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Beams on March 24, 2014, 08:54:55 AM
Hi Mike! How goes it?
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Mike on March 24, 2014, 09:29:45 AM
Fine Beam, loads of voluntary work to keep me going since I took the early retirement
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Lisa on March 24, 2014, 12:31:45 PM
who are you again? :p
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Beams on March 24, 2014, 18:15:04 PM
your worst nightmare
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: dogsmum on March 24, 2014, 21:37:03 PM

 Hi 'Beams', good to see you back!  :D
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Beams on March 24, 2014, 23:12:14 PM

 Hi 'Beams', good to see you back!  :D
Hiya DM!!
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: fred on March 25, 2014, 17:13:10 PM
The prodigal returns
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Ian on March 25, 2014, 17:24:58 PM
who are you again? :p

  He's the one who's always right, instead of Izzy.
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Beams on March 25, 2014, 22:19:06 PM
who are you again? :p

  He's the one who's always right, instead of Izzy.
aw...you missed me  :)
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Izzy on March 30, 2014, 07:19:28 AM
Wow!  I go away for a week and the place goes to the dogs! ;)
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Nana of 8 on April 09, 2014, 21:17:01 PM
:lol:

Welcome back Beamypoo!! :mwah:
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Big-Ray on May 22, 2014, 14:23:47 PM
  He's the one who's always right, instead of Izzy.

I was always right .................once.  8)

 :bang:
Title: Re: A little about yourself
Post by: Dundee on October 25, 2014, 06:49:34 AM
Online Nickname: mrselnombre


Tell us more about this nickname!  :)