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Funzone. => Funny Twaddle => Topic started by: fred on April 10, 2018, 17:41:33 PM

Title: limericks
Post by: fred on April 10, 2018, 17:41:33 PM
do your worst/best

Kicking it off

The Catherdral Church of St Giles
Echoed to a scream that was heard for miles
Said the Verger, "Good gracious
Has Father Ignatious
Forgotten the Bishop has piles?"
Title: Re: limericks
Post by: El on April 10, 2018, 19:32:59 PM
There was a young man called Fred
Who liked to stand on his head
Till the day he got stuck
Heard muttering Of **ck
Now he stands on his feet instead.

Ta dah!  ;D
Title: Re: limericks
Post by: fred on April 11, 2018, 18:00:44 PM
There was a young man called Fred
Who liked to stand on his head
Till the day he got stuck
Heard muttering Of **ck
Now he stands on his feet instead.

Ta dah!  ;D
;D