Total Twaddle

Idle Chat. => Funny Twaddle => Topic started by: fred on April 10, 2018, 18:59:33 pm

Title: limericks
Post by: fred on April 10, 2018, 18:59:33 pm
do your worst/best

Kicking it off

The Catherdral Church of St Giles
Echoed to a scream that was heard for miles
Said the Verger, "Good gracious
Has Father Ignatious
Forgotten the Bishop has piles?"
Title: Re: limericks
Post by: El on April 10, 2018, 20:50:59 pm
There was a young man called Fred
Who liked to stand on his head
Till the day he got stuck
Heard muttering Of **ck
Now he stands on his feet instead.

Ta dah!  ;D
Title: Re: limericks
Post by: fred on April 11, 2018, 19:18:44 pm
Quote from: El on April 10, 2018, 20:50:59 pm
There was a young man called Fred
Who liked to stand on his head
Till the day he got stuck
Heard muttering Of **ck
Now he stands on his feet instead.

Ta dah!  ;D
;D