Nope, I refuse to be. Can't make me, nuh-uh. 
Just wait for the groaners get posted

Fancy a drink?
Yes please, coffee with milk and two sugars

Afraid huh?
Yeah, groaners are on their way

mummy i'm fwightened!!
Good

is Caliope a mummy?
No, the bandages are due to the facelift....
What does he need the thread for ? Has he started sewing ?
Yeah, I'm sowing the seeds of love
