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A little about yourself

Started by Lisa, May 07, 2012, 20:44:03 pm

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Lisa

May 07, 2012, 20:44:03 pm Last Edit: May 07, 2012, 20:56:52 pm by Lisa
Online Nickname: mrselnombre
Real Name: lisa
Age: 34.... act about 6 according to hubby
Home: Ystrad, Wales UK
Status: Married, stepson 16, daughter 15, son 10, son 3
Drives: Hubby up the wall
Career so far: Mum, web mistress and NUTTA!!
Likes: Food, books and surfing the webby
Dislikes: Feet, smelly things, and fools
PC skill: Does a mean copy and paste.
♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪ For once in your lifetime will you, do what you want not what you have to. ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪

Mike

May 07, 2012, 20:55:53 pm #1 Last Edit: May 07, 2012, 20:57:17 pm by Mike
Quote from: Lisa on May 07, 2012, 20:44:03 pm

Age: 24.... act about 6 according to hubby




You've grown up recently  :P

and I don't believe the 24 either not unless you had a baby at 9 :laugh:

Lisa

damn typo.... thats what happens when you don't pay attention
♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪ For once in your lifetime will you, do what you want not what you have to. ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪

Izzy

Online Nickname: Izzy
Real Name: Irene
Age: 27
Home: NZ
Status: Married, with cats
Drives: Rich crazy!
Career so far: Bloody legend!
Likes: Coke, Harry Potter, my cats
Dislikes: Stinky farts, stupid people
PC skill: Not amazing, not terrible

:queen: Queen of the Shuvel and Izzyland
I would love to become a professional whistler. I'm pretty amazing at it now, but I wanna get, like, even better... and make my living out of it.
Once upon a time in Twaddleland.  Beam was ancient.  The End.

Nana of 8

Online Nickname: Nanaof3, Banana
Real Name: Lindsey/Linz
Age: 55 (yes, I know 56 in 2 weeks time but still 55!!)
Home: Ashford Kent but not for much longer
Status: Married to HoN (God help him!), son 34, son 32, daughter 30, son 27 all from first marriage
Drives: Alfa Romeo, this year.
Career so far: Mum for 17 years life, 999 worker/supervisor for last 17 years. Do not plan to spend next 17 years working!
Likes: Grandchildren, cats, palaentology, painting, food, travel. Oh, and Twaddle ;D
Dislikes: Bad breath, yappy dogs and doctors who can't get my diagnosis right.
PC skill: Can bluff my way through most work-related issues
Queen Ebayer

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Ian

Online nickname:  Ian

Real Name:  Augustus Peregrine Burgerthropp (The fourth)

Age: 179

Home: Mordor, West Midlands.

Status: Single (Don't all rush at once, form an orderly queue.)

Drives: Nails through my own knees, so I can tie reins to them then pretend that I have a horse.

Career so far: You name it, I've probably done it.  Except for that.  No, I haven't done that, either.  Eww!  What's wrong with you?

Likes: Breathing, reading, and getting as far from home as possible.

Dislikes: Not breathing, fighting with Chinamen, being covered in gloss paint then having glitter tipped over me, having my head trapped in a vice, and my nose gradually planed down.

PC skill:  I know nothing!  Nothing, I tell you!
HPBG!

Nana of 8

:lol:

This confirms many of my suspicions....  ::)
Queen Ebayer

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Tâf

May 08, 2012, 15:14:19 pm #7 Last Edit: May 08, 2012, 15:16:41 pm by Taf
Online Nickname: Taf

Real Name: Graham

Age: 56, and starting to feel like it

Home: Cardiff, Wales UK, born here but have lived and worked in many places around Europe, the Middle East and Far East for various lengths of time

Status: Married to a French lady, we have twin boy and girl aged 20, but act like they are 5 most days

Drives: Skoda Felicia Bohemia Estate, 13 years old with about 30k on the clock

Career so far: Royal Air Force Tech, Home Office Radio Tech Eng, Carer for our own twins

Likes: Spicey food, DIY, Gardening, SciFi, red wine, lager, rum, licorice, more spicey food

Dislikes: Idiots who get away with everything

PC skill: If I can't fix Windows, I can usually find a tool that will.

Nana of 8

Queen Ebayer

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Ian

  If only it looked that good.
HPBG!

gazzapocotron

May 27, 2012, 00:07:12 am #10 Last Edit: May 27, 2012, 00:17:59 am by gazzapocotron
Quote from: Nanaof3 on May 08, 2012, 09:42:42 am

Status: Married to HoN (God help him!), son 34, son 32, daughter 30, son 27 all from first marriage



Make the daughter 25 y/o and that's my mum's kids ages.... (I would be the 27 y/o son, i got 2 brothers, one is 34, the other turned 32 on tuesday just gone... :o )


Online Nickname: I use various nicknames now - here was woodywoodpecker before I realised I could change it :o
Real Name: Gary
Age: 27.... act about 12 according to shoe size
Home: Hampshire, England
Status: Single and ready to mingle, Son 7
Drives: Himself insane and back.
Career so far: catering (cafe, hotel kitchen - rarely cooking ... always potwashing.)
Likes: making music, writing, playing guitar
Dislikes: People who judge based on someone's looks, or laugh at their misfortunes.
PC skill: I aint no cop! Oh wait.. you mean computer... I can do the basics.. but I create my music on my laptop too, so it can't be too bad.
does anyone have a pen? This is my signature - right?

Signatures are great fun

Big-Ray

Online Nickname: Big-Ray
Real Name: Ray
Age: 60.... act about 58 according to wife
Home: Gosport, England UK
Status: Married, no kids, 6 dogs
Drives: Volvo V70
Career so far: RN 30 years, now selling washing machines online
Likes: Food, books, Sport
Dislikes: People who I dislike
PC skill: "been there, done that, broke it, had a back-up, got out of it" Buggering the Registry a speciality.

:dance:
Cheers,
Ray
www.raydoyle.com
I used to use clichés all the time, these days I avoid them like the plague. Now a cliché to me is like a red rag to a bull.

dogsmum

Quote from: Big-Ray on December 01, 2013, 15:36:21 pm
Online Nickname: Big-Ray
Real Name: Ray
Age: 60.... act about 58 according to wife
Home: Gosport, England UK
Status: Married, no kids, 6 dogs
Drives: Volvo V70
Career so far: RN 30 years, now selling washing machines online
Likes: Food, books, Sport
Dislikes: People who I dislike
PC skill: "been there, done that, broke it, had a back-up, got out of it" Buggering the Registry a speciality.

:dance:


Wow 6 dogs!
What breeds have you got?
Our days are happier when we give people a piece of our heart
rather than a piece of our mind.

Big-Ray

December 02, 2013, 16:16:19 pm #13 Last Edit: December 03, 2013, 11:09:58 am by Big-Ray
Standard Poodles.

Here is Greta at Crufts a few years ago.

Here at Stokes Bay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE15tzy-IyU

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Cheers,
Ray
www.raydoyle.com
I used to use clichés all the time, these days I avoid them like the plague. Now a cliché to me is like a red rag to a bull.

dogsmum


Oh gorgeous!
You must do a lot of grooming
Our days are happier when we give people a piece of our heart
rather than a piece of our mind.