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Two little old ladies,
« on: August 30, 2013, 08:38:23 AM »

    Two little old ladies, Connie & Evelyn were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For 10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'

    'You're on!' said Evelyn, holding up a 10 note.

    So Connie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

    Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling Connie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.

    'What happened?' asked Evelyn.

    'I won 1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement!'

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Re: Two little old ladies,
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2013, 11:49:41 AM »
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - P. G. Wodehouse

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Re: Two little old ladies,
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2013, 23:28:22 PM »
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.