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10 highbrow jokes ....
« on: September 19, 2013, 06:32:24 AM »
I found these jokes somewhere in a magazine - and will tell them now one by one.  :)
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Re: 10 highbrow jokes ....
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2013, 06:33:18 AM »
One

What does a dislexic, agnostic insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Answer: Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Re: 10 highbrow jokes ....
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2013, 12:41:27 PM »
Two

Pavlov is enjoying a pint in the pub. The phone rings. He jumps up and shouts: "Hell, I forgot to feed the dog!"

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Re: 10 highbrow jokes ....
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2013, 04:21:48 AM »
Three

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: A fish

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Re: 10 highbrow jokes ....
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2013, 20:25:47 PM »
lol
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Re: 10 highbrow jokes ....
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2013, 14:56:32 PM »
Four

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that know binary, and those that don't.

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Re: 10 highbrow jokes ....
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2013, 03:32:37 AM »
Five

When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg.

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Re: 10 highbrow jokes ....
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2013, 16:17:14 PM »
Six


A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand and says: "Make me one with everything".

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Re: 10 highbrow jokes ....
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2013, 03:21:34 AM »
Seven

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are walking down the street together. A juggler is performing on the street but there are so many people that the four men can't see the juggler.

So the juggler goes on top of a platform and aks: "Can you see me?"

The four men answer: "Yes" "Oui" "Si" "Ja".
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Re: 10 highbrow jokes ....
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2013, 09:31:53 AM »
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Re: 10 highbrow jokes ....
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2013, 17:54:30 PM »
Seven

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are walking down the street together. A juggler is performing on the street but there are so many people that the four men can't see the juggler.

So the juggler goes on top of a platform and aks: "Can you see me?"

The four men answer: "Yes" "Oui" "Si" "Ja".

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Re: 10 highbrow jokes ....
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2013, 12:19:16 PM »
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Re: 10 highbrow jokes ....
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2013, 12:20:06 PM »

Eight

Never trust an atom.
They make up everything.

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Re: 10 highbrow jokes ....
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2013, 09:09:56 AM »
Nine

How many programmers does it to change a light bulb?

None, it's a hardware problem.

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