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« on: February 19, 2014, 16:44:31 PM »
Little old lady goes in to see dentist, he notices she seems nervous, so decides, while he's putting his latex gloves on, to tell her a joke.
So he asks her if she knows how these gloves are made, she says no.
He tells her, at the factory, they have special workers with different size hands who dip their hands into the vat of latex, pull their hands out, wait for it to dry, then peel them off and place them in a box.
She doesn't seem amused, so he starts checking her teeth. Suddenly she starts laughing and puts him off.
"What's so funny? " he asks, she replies "thinking on what you said, I was wondering if that's how they make condoms"
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Re: dentist
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2014, 14:03:56 PM »
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