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80-year old Scotsman
« on: March 03, 2014, 11:25:49 AM »
An 80-year old Scotsman went to the doctor for a check-up.

The doctor was amazed at the great shape the old fellow was in and asked, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?'

'I am Scots and Iím a golfer,' said the old fellow, 'and thatís why Iím in such good shape. I am up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways, I also have a wee nip of whisky on each hole, and thatís it.'

'Well,' said the doctor, 'Iím sure that helps, but there has to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?'

'Who said my dad died?'

The doctor was amazed. 'You mean you are 80 years old and your dadís still alive. How old is he?'

'Heís a 100 years old,' said the old Scottish golfer. 'In fact he golfed wií me this morniní, then we went to the topless beach for a walk and another wee dram, and thatís why heís still alive. Heís a Scot and a golfer, too.'

'Well,' the doctor said, 'thatís great, but I am sure thereís more to it than that. How about your dadís dad? How old was he when he died?'

'Who said my granddad is dead?'

Stunned, the doctor asked, 'You mean you are 80 years old and your grandfather is still living! Incredible, how old is he?'

'He turned 118 last month,' said the old Scot.

The doctor was getting frustrated at this point: 'So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?'

'No. Granddad couldnae go this morniní because heís getting married today.'

At this point the doctor was close to losing it. 'Getting married?! Why would a 118-year old bloke want to get married?

'Who said he wanted to?'
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Re: 80-year old Scotsman
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2014, 12:28:04 PM »
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Re: 80-year old Scotsman
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2014, 20:34:58 PM »
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Re: 80-year old Scotsman
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2014, 23:50:50 PM »
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