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Offline dogsmum

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« on: March 31, 2014, 21:18:21 PM »

 No  nursing home for us.  We'll be checking  into a Holiday Inn!

With the  average cost for a nursing home care costing  188.00 per day, there is a better way when we  get old and too feeble.
I've  already checked on reservations at the Holiday  Inn.

For a  combined long term stay discount and senior  discount, it's 59.23 per night.
Breakfast  is included, and some have happy hours in the  afternoon.

That  leaves 128.77 a day for lunch and dinner in any  restaurant we want, or room service, laundry,  gratuities and special TV  movies.

Plus,  they provide a spa, swimming pool, a workout  room, a lounge and washer-dryer,  etc.

Most  have free toothpaste and razors, and all have  free shampoo and soap.

5 worth  of tips a day you'll have the entire staff  scrambling to help you.

They  treat you like a customer, not a  patient.

There's  a bus stop out front, and seniors ride  free.

For a  change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus  and eat at one of the nice restaurants  there.

While  you're at the airport, fly somewhere.   Otherwise, the cash keeps building  up.

It takes  months to get into decent nursing homes. Holiday  Inn will take your reservation  today.
And  you're not stuck in one place forever -- you can  move from Inn to Inn, or even from city to  city.
Want to see  Scotland ?  They have Holiday Inn there  too.
TV  broken?  Light bulbs need changing?  Need a  mattress replaced?  No problem.. They fix  everything, and apologize for the  inconvenience.

The Inn has a  night security person and daily room service. The maid  checks to see if you are ok.  If not, they'll  call an ambulance . . .. Or the  undertaker.

If you fall  and break a hip, NHS will pay for the hip, and Holiday  Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your  life.

And no worries  about visits from family. They will always be glad to  find you, and probably check in for a few days  mini-vacation.

The grandkids  can use the pool.
What more  could I ask for?


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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2014, 10:22:54 AM »
Sounds like a plan...
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - P. G. Wodehouse